Finish the Complaint
_______
What is "Parker"?
Jungle
What is Kyle drinking last semester and talking about jungle happenings?
Smart
Who is Numair?
Chris plays these instruments
What are the upright bass, electric bass, and piano?
Accuracy based test of projectile skill involving camaraderie, large momentum swings, and the antecubital fossa
What is Pong?
Kyle is prone to ___________
What is "sudden outbursts of anger"?
wit duck
What is Chris at Cley Night 0 (slumped on a sink, drunk texting his ex)?
Ball and chain
Who are Jasmine, Haley, and Julia?
If given control of the queue, Jack will certainly play this artist
A pseudorandom memorization based regal enterprise. Play involves retention, felicity, and endurance, culminating in a Russian Roulette style showdown
What is King's Cup?
Jasamine said Parker was ________
What is "fine"?
Ohio
What is a communal pilgrimage to Canton Ohio (it's right up 77) to see Zach?
Blacklisted
Who is Chloé?
Parker's favorite song at a party
What is No Hands by Wacka Flocka Flame?
An event requiring both a solemn esophagus as well as an austere command of motor skills. Adept pilots can peel away from their shelltered competition as they vie for felonious stardom
What is Drinking and Driving?
Chris is __________
What is "the stray dog no one is looking for"?
Halloween
What is Chris making out with Chloé and Parker making out with Emma last Halloween?
Narc
Logan's favorite band/artist
Who are the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
A raging frenzy dependent on the vertical application of momentum to a recently emptied chalice, the successful complete rotation of which determines the success of the competitor before the confederate to their starboard attempts a similar feat
What is Flip Cup?
What is "putting all his loose masks in the drawer of the fridge"?
Essential
What is Ben arguing over the Marvel Cinematic universe for 2 hours straight last semester?
Oceanic
Who is Roshan?
Artist Rohan had to defend the queue from at our Beach-themed party
Who is Taylor Swift?
What may fetch a doubled reward in Pong instead forms the backbone of this endeavor, which gets progressively harder as the game towers on, continuing ferociously till the supply of semi-filled goblets dwindles
What is Stack Cup?