LITTLE KNOWN FACTS
THIS PERSON, whose real name is Ignacio, recently won World Cup trivia.
who is NACHO?
THIS PERSON is the oldest of 11 siblings (from varying parents) and, despite regular attendance at family events, is not actually a blood relative of ours.
Who is COUSIN BOB?
THIS PERSON won a radio contest for an Easter ham by calling in and oinking, and is the oldest cousin.
Who is EMILY?
Who is OLIVER?
If THIS PERSON won a million dollars they would share it with their kids. They wanted to be a mom when they grew up, and loves Shirley Temple movies.
Who is CARLA?
THIS PERSON frequently suffers from FOMO, loves cheddar pub cheese and Wheat Thins, and fulfilled her dream of being a writer, teacher, and a mother.
Who is SANDY?
THIS PERSON can be found on Google Streetview twice, and has won three separate radio giveaways.
who is LILY?
Who is BRIAN CIAMPA?
THIS PERSON wouldn't be surprised if they were considered a suspect for vandalizing the Washington Monument reflecting pool, and claims to "do everything 100% normal. Everyone else is weird"
Who is NATALIE?
THIS PERSON's family ran the local emergency squad for 10+ years, and would be arrested for "being an accessory to something because I'm not a rule breaker."
Who is MICHELLE?
THIS PERSON is "largely condiment avoidant," takes coffee making very seriously, and at midnight can be caught eating quadratinis.
Who is BRIAN DUNCAN?
THIS PERSON had scarlet fever in high school, won a new Mac computer at a work giveaway, and as a kid (very briefly) wanted to be a flight attendant.
THIS PERSON won a middle school badminton doubles tournament alone when their partner failed to show up, and their right big toe is 60% hairier than their left. They also have a scar from trying to climb a fence into a strip club.
Who is KEN?
THIS PERSON appeared naked on stage in a production of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar in Great Britain, and has won the Physics Olympics.
Who is TODD?
THIS PERSON can play the Ukulele, wanted to be a veterinarian when they grew up, and with a million dollars they would "put it towards something I believe in"
THIS PERSON likes exploring historic towns and wanted to be a ski patroller when they grew up.
who is MATT SULLIVAN?
THIS PERSON does Duolingo every day, is a crack shot at arcade games, and has a favorite midnight snack of more dinner.
Who is CHARLIE?
THIS PERSON has a real Chinese social credit score, has won a Halloween costume contest dressed as a bus, and their dream job as a kid was "billionaire astronaut playboy, bounty hunter, McDonalds franchisee"
Who is WILL?
THIS PERSON once fell off a roof while being chased by a man with a sword. Their midnight snack of choice is ice cream sandwiches.
Who is MIKE?
For what they wanted to be when they grew up, THIS PERSON answered, "a success in the eyes of my parents"
Who is JACKSON?
THIS PERSON somewhat recently married into the family and, as a kid, wanted to be a crystal miner when they grew up.
Who is JULIAN?
THIS PERSON is ambidextrous, has won $18k at the casino on two occasions, and when they grew up, they wanted to be a lesbian.
Who is CASEY?
THIS PERSON once spent the night (what was left of the night after getting kicked out of a Denny's) sleeping on the sidewalk outside a Tokyo subway station.
Who is NANCY?
This person has met the Dalai Lama and watched Wheel of Fortune with his entourage.
Who is ANDY?
THIS PERSON was once on the cover of Scouting magazine.
Who is DAN?