What doctor do I take my baby to if they are sick?
A pediatrician.
Finish the lyrics
Peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly with a .....
WITH A BASEBALL BATTTTT :P
Name this person 'YOU ARE RACIST, SEXIST AND BIASED"
Josh lolololol
Park
Reverse
Neutral
Drive
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell off the bottom step
Name 3 deserts
gobi, sahara, antartic...
I need to change the oil in my car. What kind should I use? Canola or Synthetic.
Now if you said canola you need to leave.... lol jk SYNTHETIC
t rex, apatosaurus
What is a skull?
Bones from the head
An elevator is on the ground floor. There are four people in the elevator including me. When the lift reaches the first floor, one person gets out and three people get in. The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out, 6 people get in. It then goes up to the next floor up, no one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the elevator cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone else dies in the elevator except me. How did I survive?
I got off on the first floor.
What is our zip code?
90230
What is a housewarming gift?
Gift when you move to a new place
Name all the Simpson characters.
Maggie
Homer
Lisa
Marg
Bart
You know its not the same
As it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas - Harry Styles
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
What is a trunk?
part of a tree
Who created apple?
Steve Jobs
Can I was my hair with dawn soap?
No bob!
Who do I go see if I have a cavity?
A dentist
"HAVE IT YOUR WAY"
Burger King
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
Glass
Can I use a tide pod to wash my clothes?
NOPE :p
What is the number of the parking space covered by the car?
Where do I go to get my eyes checked?
To an optometrist
Who died in the movie Bambi?