Riddles (basically "dad jokes" in English
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them
Which colours are in the South African flag?
white, black, yellow, green, red and blue
To køer står på en mark. Pludselig siger den ene, "Muuhh". Hvad siger den anden?
Øv...det skulle jeg lige til at sige
Who has written "Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption"?
Stephen King
State three examples of uncountable nouns
Money, furniture, news, advice, progress, information, work, music, luck, happiness, evidence, courage, cash, etc...
Why did Mickey Mouse bocome an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto
Who was elected president of South Africa on 9 May 1994?
Nelson Mandela
Hvad sagde Jesus da han satte sig ind i taxaen?
Sømmet i bund!
Who has written "Romeo and Juliet"?
William Shakespeare
State three examples of modal verbs
can, could, may, might, must, ought, shall, should, will, would
What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Chase parked cars
What is the largest city of South Africa?
Johannesburg
Hvad får men hvis man krydser en joke med en motorcykel?
Yamahahahaha
Who has written "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrope"?
C. S. Lewis (Clive Staples Lewis)
Please inflect the verb "to be" in third person singular present tense (nutid), past tense (datid) and present perfect tense (førnutid)
He is, he was, he has been
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are already stuffed
What are the capitals of South Africa?
(at least two out of three)
Pretoria (Executive/administrative)
Cape Town (Legislative)
Bloemfontein (Judicial)
Hvor mange indianere kan der være i et hult træ?
En hel stamme
Who has written the Harry Potter books?
J. K. Rowling (Joanne Kathleen Rowling)
Which THREE of the following words are adverbs and NOT adjectives?
Costly, Lively, Friendly, Slowly, Daily, Sometimes, Quickly, Lonely?
Slowly, Sometimes, Quickly
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Red lives in the red house and Mr. Green lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house?
Donald Trump (The President)
Who is president of South Africa today?
Cyril Ramaphosa
Hvad står forkortelsen KDR for?
Dansk Ordblinde Samfund
Who has written "A Song of Ice and Fire"
George R. R. Martin (George Raymond Richard Martin)
Correct the THREE mistakes in the following text:
Peter is a rich man. Together with Mary, she made a lot of money trading on the stock exchange. A lot of charities wanted Peter and Mary to donate the money, but they wanted to keep them to themself.
Peter is a rich man. Together with Mary, HE made a lot of money trading on the stock exchange. A lot of charities wanted Peter and Mary to donate the money, but they wanted to keep IT to THEMSELVES