Summer Dad Jokes
What do you get when you combine a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks. :D
A large outdoor area with swimming pools, water slides, and similar attractions.
What is a waterpark?
I will accept any Type of water park.
Cherry Hill, Cowabunga Bay, Seven Peaks, Desert Wave pool, Lagoona Beach.
Something that you may do in the summer holidays when you sleep outside in tents and sit by a fire.
What is camping?
Double the points.
You can use a line, worms, and a rod.
What is fishing?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
What is A palm tree. :D
A pebble or sandy shore.
What is the beach?
The alien who needs to "phone home"
What is E.T?
You build these on the beach in the sand.
What are sandcastles?
How do you know the ocean is friendly?
What is it waves. :D
An informal version of an 18 hole course played on a series of short constructed obstacles. DAILY DOUBLE
What is a miniature golf course?
When you eat outside on a blanket.
What is a picnic?
If you are in the water in the summer you are likely doing this.
What is swimming?
You are thirsty and want to get a drink of water from the water fountain. Communicate this without using words!
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A device that sprays water and is often used for watering lawns but many children run through it to cool off in the summer months
What is a sprinkler?
The meaning of Hakuna Matata
What is "means no worries"
You can eat this on a stick. It is frozen and comes in many flavors
What is a popsicle?
What animal is always at a baseball game?
What is a bat?
It’s a day to celebrate the working people, and it marks the unofficial end of the summer vacation.
What is Labor Day?
"Who you gonna call?"
What is Ghost Busters?
A yellow starchy vegetable that is contained in a husk.
DOUBLE POINTS
What is corn on the cob?