MATH JOKES
IMAGINARY NUMBERS
DO THE MATH
LOGARITHMS
TAKING THE DRIVING TEST
COM-I-CON
100
It's what you get when you take the circumference of a pumpkin & divide it by its diameter
What is (pumpkin) pi?
100
It's
sqrt(-225)
What is
15i?
100
It's the decimal equivalent of
1/8
What is 0.125?
100
It's the value of log5625
What is 4?
100
This state agency, the DMV for short, administers the test
What is the Department of Motor Vehicles?
100
You do this with like terms when simplifying an expression
What is combine?
200
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who get this number system that uses only 1's and 0's, & those who don't
What is binary?
200
Combine the conjugates of
4-5i and 2+i
to get this complex number
What is
6+4i?
200
9 divided by 3/4 = this
What is 12?
200
Logarithms are fancy ways of writing these
What are exponents?
200
This alliterative method to get your car alongside the curb just might be on the test
What is parallel parking?
200
The base of this type of logarithm is a perfect 10!
What is a common log?
300
Lumberjacks make good musicians because of these exponents required to produce a given number
What are logarithms?
300
It's the simplified version of
i^1175
What is
-i
?
300
If
x^2+2=18, x=
this
What is 4 (or -4)?
300
It's
loga=b
in exponential form
What is
10^b=a
?
300
To take the test in most states, you'll need this proof of financial responsibility in case anything goes wrong
What is insurance?
300
These pairs of binomials form your difference of squares pattern
What are conjugate (pairs)?
400
Similar to a Shakespeare quote, it's the two possible square roots for the number seen here:
4b^2
What is
(2b or nought 2b)
2b or -2b ?
400
It's the product of
(2+3i)(4+7i)
What is
-13+26i
?
400
It's 5% of 400
What is 20?
400
It's the value of log1632
What is
5/4
?
400
Mirrors aren't enough...look over your shoulder to check these areas before changing lanes
What are blind spots?
400
It's written
fog
, but not pronounced "fog"
What are composite (compositions of) functions?
500
It's not magic! It's one of these imaginary lines
What is an asymptote?
500
It's the value of
i
What is
sqrt(-1)
?
500
(x+1)^2
expands to this
what is
x^2+2x+1
?
500
log9(1/3)
What is
-1/2
?
500
Failing to give this 3-word clearance to pedestrians can be an automatic failure
What is the right of way?
500
These types of terms are just regular numbers with no variables
What are constants?