Summer Jokes
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
Type of shoes people wear in the summer.
sandals, flip flops
You can find Mickey and Minnie Mouse here.
Disney World, Disney Land
What's the date of American Independence Day?
July 4th
Something that you may do in the summer holidays when you sleep outside in tents and sit by a fire.
camping
Food is cooked outdoors over a fire in an open pit.
Barbecue
What is the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
peanut butter and jellyfish
Pants that do not go all the way down to your feet.
shorts, capri pants
If you are in the water, you are most likely doing this.
swimming
A day to celebrate all the dads is called what?
Father's Day
This game is played with a ball on a grass field.
soccer, football or baseball
This large fruit is green on the outside and pinkish-red on the inside with little black seeds.
watermelon
What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is _________ ?
Where is popcorn?
Something you can wear in water.
bathing suit, swim trunks
Where can you find slides and swings?
park or playground
What is the name of the summer holiday that is in the first week of September that honors working people?
Labor Day
When you eat outside on a blanket.
picnic
What is the name of a red fruit that is heart shaped and has seeds on the outside.
strawberry
What animal is always at a baseball game?
a bat
Wearing no shoes is called what?
barefoot
Where can you find sand and seashells?
at the beach
What month does summer begin?
June
You can use a line, worms, and a rod.
fishing
This comes in a cone or a cup, can have many different flavors and it can have toppings.
ice cream
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I scream
What is something you can wear on your eyes to protect you from the sun?
sunglasses
What happens if you don't put on sunscreen?
you get sunburned
What's the date of the first summer holiday this year?
June 20
You build these on the beach in the sand.
sandcastles
A sweet, fuzzy fruit that is round and has a white or yellow flesh. You can pick them from a tree and it begins with the letter p.
peach