Summer Dad Jokes
I know the ocean is friendly because...
A cream or lotion for protecting the skin from the sun and preventing sunburn
What is sunscreen?
A small simple house, typically near a lake or beach
What is a cottage?
When you eat outside on a blanket.
What is a picnic?
You can eat this on a stick. It is frozen and comes in many flavors
What is a popsicle?
A kind of tree that fits in your hand
What is a palm tree?
Close-fitting eyeglasses that you wear when you swim underwater so you can see your surroundings
What are goggles?
A large outdoor area with swimming pools, water slides, and similar attractions
You can use a line, worms, and a rod
What is fishing?
A sweet soft red fruit with a seed-studded surface that you can pick your own right from the patch
What are strawberries?
This kind of fish is the most valuable
What is a goldfish?
A flat rubber attachment worn on the foot for underwater swimming
What is a flipper?
A pebble or sandy shore
What is a beach?
You build these on the beach in the sand.
What is a sandcastle?
A yellow starchy vegetable that is contained in a husk
What is corn on the cob?
Animal that is always at a baseball game
What is a bat?
Meant to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare
What are sunglasses?
An informal version of an 18 hole course played on a series of short constructed obstacles
What is mini golf?
If you are in the water in the summer you are likely doing this
What is swimming?
A sweet, juicy treat with black seeds on the inside
What is a watermelon?
The sun drinks out of these
What are sunglasses?
An item of headgear that consists of a stiff brim attached to a strap that fits around the head, leaving the top of the head uncovered.
What is a visor?
A device that sprays water and is often used for watering lawns but many children run through it to cool off in the summer months
What is a sprinkler?
Something that you may do in the summer holidays when you sleep outside in tents and sit by a fire.
What is camping?
A fuzzy fruit that is sweet and you pick from a tree
What is a peach?