Tough questions
What weapon did Samson kill 1,000's of Philistines with?
A Donkey's jawbone
Who was Noah?
The man who built the Ark
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas..........Eve!
Which Disciples witnessed the transfiguration of Jesus?
Peter James and John
Who found Moses in the basket?
Pharaohs Daughter
What excuse did Adam give his children as to why he no longer lived in the garden of eden?
Your mother ate us out of the house!
Who told Naaman to wash in the river 7 times?
Elisha
What did Moses stretch forth to part the waters?
His staff or rod
What was the one animal Noah could not trust?
The Cheetah
Who wrote the ten commandments?
God
What did they do to Jesus to make sure he was dead?
They pierced his side with a spear.
On the Ark Noah got his milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
God told Abraham to offer his only son as an offering. Who was his son?
Isaac
Jesus was in a borrowed tomb. Who did he borrow it from?
Joseph
What do they call Pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds