Triple-"A" Rated Food
The Grammar Police
Ben & Jerry's Flavor Graveyard
Triple Rhyme Time
Before & After
200

It's squid!

Calamari

200

Do you know how fast you were going you blew past that stop sign you didn't use a period you ended up with this hyphenated error

Run-on sentence

200

Fresh Georgia this flavor "Tasted great but couldn't last, 'cuz Georgia's quite a-ways away & trucks don't go that fast"

Peach

200

An extra trap for a rabbit relative

A spare hare snare

200

Golf short game practice area served up in the title of a Dr. Seuss book

Putting Green Eggs and Ham

400

Meat, cheese & vegetables are popular fillings for this baked or fired pastry with a Spanish name

Empanada

400

"Herb, with his in-laws, are going to Tahiti". Good for Herb, but here's your ticket for violating subject-verb this

Agreement

400

In the '90s we said hello & goodbye to the rhyming "holy" this, a ricotta & pistachio ice cream

Cannoli
400

The highest limit on a pants tariff

Max slacks tax

400

Chris Rock's attacker who manufactures handguns

Will Smith and Wesson
600

From Turkish, it's the name of a sweet nutty pastry

Baklava

600

"I don't know where that panda went off to!" You can't end a sentence with this part of speech (and you better find that panda)

Preposition

600

A 1980s effort honored a revolutionary hero from Vermont -- Not just almond, but this first name preceding "Almond"

Ethan Almond

600

An unclothed, vulgar fellow

Nude rude dude

600

Ordinary viral infection of the nose & throat that symbolized the conflict between the U.S. & Russia

the Common Cold War

800

These little anise-flavored seeds are popular in breads & crackers

Caraway

800

You know you got a dangling this? Yeah, I saw it when you wrote, "Landing on the moon, the nation erupted in cheers"

Participle / Modifier

800

"Aloha" the decadent flavor named for this nut, say Ben & Jerry, adding that it got sent off the aisle

Macadamia 

800

A more attractive semi-aquatic weasel relative whose job is to make sure your bench press doesn't crush you

A hotter otter spotter

800

Cat & mouse duo who throw chairs at each other on a daytime talk show

Tom & Jerry Springer Show

1000

This bread was created in the 1980s as Italy's response to the baguette

Ciabatta

1000

30 years on the force, but I was sickened by "I went to lunch, Tim showed up" -- what animal does this act with an innocent comma?

Comma-splice

1000

The flavor graveyard includes the ice cream name for this Woodstock M.C.

Wavy Gravy

1000

A frightening sprite from the flatlands of Kansas of Nebraska

A scary prairie fairy

1000

CBS sitcom about Ted Mosby's search for the nun who founded the order of the Missionaries of Charity in India

How I Met Your Mother Teresa

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