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The Always Reliable Unreliable Narrator
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Sports That Don’t Involve Running
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A Feb. 2023 headline said this movie about one seriously hopped-up ursine “snorts up $23 million opening weekend”

What is Cocaine Bear

100

In this Edgar Allan Poe story, our loopy narrator kills an old man, but thinks he still hears part of his victim beating on

What is The Tell Tale Heart

100

World War II rationing meant bakers used beetroot juice for this colorful cake that’s now made with food coloring

What is red velvet cake

100

All powerful, like God (10 letters)

What is omnipotent

100

No running near the pool! Save your energy for this swimming stroke with an insect name; you’ll need your legs to dolphin kick

What is butterfly

200

Wocka wocka! To voice this Muppet, Frank Oz said, “I had to flesh him out, so I made him desperately insecure”

Who is Fozzie Bear

200

Halfway through this Gillian Flynn novel, we move from one unreliable narration, Nick, to his wife, Amy Dunne

What is Gone Girl

200

Though it sounds European, the name of this cake refers to the brand of chocolate used, not its country of origin

What is German chocolate cake

200

A human-eating monster from fairy tales (4 letters)

What is an ogre

200

A rare archery feat in which one arrow splits another that’s already lodged in the target is named after this storied outlaw

What is Robin Hood

300

Movie within a movie time! In the “Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent,” Nic Cage & Pedro Pascal swoon over this Brit based bear “2”

Who is Paddington

300

No doubts here, this narrator of “American Psycho” deadpans to another, “I’m utterly insane”

Who is Patrick Bateman

300

The spiral shape of the sponge cake and what it’s filled with are big hints to the name of this treat

What is jelly roll

300

Singularly oppressive or burdensome (7 letters)

What is onerous

300

olympics.com describes this sport as “formerly the world’s major form of long-distance trade and transport”

What is sailing

400

This man as Jackie Moon, after a stunt on the court with a bear goes awry in “Semi-Pro.” “If you have a small child, use it as a shield

Who is Will Ferrel

400

The obsessive narrator in this du Maurier novel isn’t the title woman; the previous Mrs. de Winter died suspiciously

What is Rebecca

400

Jenny Akerstrom created princess cake, which is covered with a green layer of this sweetened almond paste

What is marzipan

400

Up to the chef, in Japanese (7 letters)

What is omakase

400

Smaller than half a square inch, the triple 20 is the highest-value subsection of the board in this sport

What is darts

500

Phil Harris provided the bear necessities as this character in 1967’s “The Jungle Book”

Who is Baloo

500

Merricat Blackwood, who narrates her book “We Have Always Lived in the Castle,” is a superstitious woman from a dark family

Who is (Shirley) Jackson

500

Michael Bras was inspired by an apres-ski hot cocoa when he invented his version of this cak with its signature ganache core

What is lava cake

500

Neither perpendicular nor parallel (7 letters)

What is oblique

500

2024 Olympics fans went nuts for Yusuf Dikeç, a silver medalist in shooting from this country

What is Turkey

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