He's got a Wallace Smile

Who is Handsome Michael?
Don't bring these around Danny. No toaster required.
What are Poptarts?
Names of the three woodland brothers singing super high in their turtlenecks.
Who are Alvin, Simon, and Theodore?
This family made the breed well known across America with their two, named Bo and Sunny.
Who are the Obamas?
Baccarat in the beach house. One young champ walked away with this.
What is $2,000?
Jack Black + The Rock = this person
Who is Dwain?
Two of these in a ziplock bag made an Annie cry.
What are eggs?
The least American "American Idol" judge.
Who is Simon Cowell?
This traitor was almost a namesake for Blue.
Who is Barkley?
Christine Symon shocked the significant others when she did this at the beach house.
What is throwing away the leftovers?
Mom can call him this, Annie can call him this, but nobody else
What is Babe?
Sunday dinner main with egg noodles on the side.
What are chicken cutlets?
Pat your head! Touch your toes! But only if I tell you to!
What is Simon says?
The star sign for a curly Symon.
What is a Gemini?
Finish the quote: "What are uh name for a rural person. ______"
What is I don't know what you're asking!?
She will not be in a jar and she doesn't smell like that! But she was raised Muslim...
Who is Pickles?
Danny looks like this rapper when his hair is all grown out.
Who is Yung Gravy?
Carly Simon sings this song. You probably think it's about you, don't you?
What is You're So Vain?
PWDs are said to have 2 types of coats, one wavy and the other is this tighter synonym.
What is curly?
The best place to catch up on reruns of Family Feud.
What is Planned Parenthood?
The only Christmas present to and from the same name
Who is Da Weeks?
The best crisps on this side of the Atlantic.
What are Taytos?
She ran to the police station to tell on Paul Simon and Julio.
Who is Mama Pajama?
Dogs, not ducks. But these give PWDs excellent swimming abilities.
What are webbed toes?
Three of Danny's little league baseball team names.
What are:
Labetti Post
Martin Hughes Funeral Home
Met Food
Architectural Grill