If you know the answer, what is wrong with you
The process in which your brain consumes itself
Phagocytosis
The esteemed dicta- president of Key Club
Who is Allen Chin?
Tai's favorite character
Who is Spike?
The 5 positions in League of Legends
What are Top, Mid, Bottom, Support, and Jungle?
Schizophrenic wakes up in a weird bathtub and is told by a dead guy that he needs to find his four dead friends and save his daughter, who is over 100 years old.
What is the Legends of Zelda: Breath of the Wild?
The percent likelihood that a giraffe will get struck by lightning compared to a human
What is 130%?
By far the worst program at our school
What is the football team?
The best brawl stars player in our friend group
Who is Tai Nguyen? (more glaze = more points)
The game genre of LoL
What is a MOBA?
An Italian idiot uses the power of performance-enhancing steroids to save his situationship for the zillionth time
What is Mario?
The depth in feet you need to be underwater to be rendered physically unable to fart
What is 32 feet?
The best Chemistry teacher on the campus
Who is Mr. #@%^!
The year Brawl Stars was released
When is 2018?
Tai's main in LoL, alternative question, the name of the roblox game that contains a reference to this champion
Who is Aatrox?
A woman with an obsession with eating finds love while running from technicolor spirits
What is Ms. Pacman?
An unconventional liquid that can be used in place of egg in baking?
What is blood? (They have similar protein structures)
The CVHS alumni who is a famous musician
Who is Cliff Burton? (Bonus points for naming the band)
Piper
What is Not Piper?
The source of all of Tai's mental pain, agony, torture, distress, depression, sadness, anguish, misery, torment, woe, trauma, suffering, grief.
What is LoL?
Unreasonably strong (but you can't tell he's strong) dude one day decides to work blue collar, enslave local populations, and discover interdimensional travel
What is Minecraft?
The man younger than Gary Oldman
Who is Gary Newman?
The amount of overall wins the CVHS football team got out of 10
What is 4 wins?
The only brawler to have his/her rarity changed 4 times
Who is Bo?
League of Legends
Not League of Legends
Time-traveling, plant-watering idiot asks you to save the world from a dead guy with a massive head tumor because he dropped his taco in a temporal rift.
What is Plants vs. Zombies?