Tears, Tanya and Tragedy
They come with charm, mixed signals, and just enough potential to make Tanya cry.
What are Boys?
We're not a couple, we just love confusing one person every time we go out
What is Sonam?
The address where many friendships began and love was found (for some)
1022 Queen West
This fruit has been cancelled (2024) and will not be making a return till it gets more serious and sweeter
What is Strawberry?
Would Tanya rather romanticize a stranger on the street or open a dating app?
Four years, several breakdowns, and one degree later — Tanya still isn’t sure if this was worth the tears.
Current personality:
What is Game Night?
If I'm pouring shots, it's probably...
Vodka
The most intimate grocery store that also features as my decompression spot
What is Fiesta Farms?
Would Tanya rather overshare in a voice note or disappear mid-text thread for 3 days?
What is disappear mid-text for 3 days?
Sure, there's crying over boys and degrees, but nothing compares to being held hostage by this 4 letter institution
What is IRCC?
The other half of my personality: pain, aggressive Marathi rap and a desire to be nodded at by strangers in split-shorts
What is Running?
Tanya's ex-rommate's cousin, who is also her Game Night co-host
What is Jash?
It's on-sight with this herb- green and disgusting
What is Cilantro?
Would Tanya meticulously plan her next 6 months in an excel sheet or go ahead and do things based on Vibes?
What is Vibes?
This over-seer at TerraCycle sent Tanya sobbing into her pillow consistently every business quarter.
Her Boss.
It’s always on my mind. Sometimes in my oats. AndI've definitely tried to sell you on blended cottage cheese.
What is Protein?
If you've been to my house, you've met him- he's out of this world and responds to "Ramesh"
What is the Alien?
If this is happening at the bar, I'll leave
What is Live Music?
What is Tanya quitting: vaping, drinking or both
Both
Tanya's favorite legal drug- more effective than vibes, astrology, or baking
What is Zoloft?
I’m not nervous. Sometimes it’s the humidity. But mostly, it’s just the curse of my ___
What is Sweaty Palms?
I live for this vibe — making things just unhinged enough to be unforgettable.
What is Chaos?
This is tattooed on me and is also a guiding life principle that i have no ragrets about
What is Bickford Park