Hair
Mom's hair has been straight for many years but it used to be curly and then straight and then curly again. Since discovering what product has it been straight for the last 10+? years?
Keratin
For about three years now, mom has been frequently wearing stretchy yoga pants from lululemon and other stores. But her style has changed over these three years. What did she like to wear in 2019 that she no longer chooses to wear today?
Very loud flashy colors
Name at least 5 things in mom's pocketbook at all times.
Wallet, Epipen, Motrin, Keys, Iphone, Kindle, Mentos, Hershey's Kisses
"It doesn't matter what time the kids go to sleep, they______"
"...will still wake up at their usual wake up time"
"Every kid I know who pitches wears..."
"...a heart protector."
Before Keratin, what did mom do to get her hair straight?
Blow outs
Name 3 of Mom's favorite stores for clothes shopping
Bloomingdale's, Marsha's Attic, Lululemon, Gap, Amazon, Kohls.
Name at least two things mom brings back and forth to the Hamptons every time we go even though it's probably already at the place we're going.
Bread, medicine, cream cheese, american cheese, eggs
Fill in the blank:
"Fancier hamptons houses _____"
"...only put up Christmas lights that are monochromatic or they won't hang Christmas light at all"
"I like to park far away from the Clam Island trail so I can ____"
"...walk to the car on the street after we finish to balance out my legs."
"When you get a haircut, you rely on the skills of the person cutting your hair to do a nice job. When you get a blow out or Keratin, you really just need someone with a lot of _____"
Brute force
"The best brand for socks is ____"
"...Asics."
Fill in the blank:
Ryan and Jake will each be sent to Walden with enough sunscreen for _______
their whole bunk? the whole camp?
"Oh your ankle/back/neck/arm/leg is hurting? You need to ____"
"stretch and then make a PT appointment with Alex."
"The only sunscreen that works is _____. Everything else is garbage."
stuff with zinc in it?
"Red heads are lucky because..."
"...redheads go grey later than all other hair colors."
What clothes did Mom buy on our honeymoon in Italy?
Suede jacket, leather gloves
What's the first type of chocolate I ever bought mom?
York Peppermint Patty
Mike: "Tara, one of our kids is in a bad mood today."
Tara: "Oh, that's because _____"
"...they didn't get enough sleep last night."
Fill in the blank:
"Doctor's that don't take insurance ____"
Tara: "...are the best."
Tara: "...will spend more time with you."
Mike: "...charge too much."
"It sucks to have been a red head when you get old and grey because..."
"...most red hair dye colors don't look natural"
"Mike you don't understand. A lot of parents are now sending their kids to school in $900 _____"
Yeezies
What type of restaurant did I take mom to on our first date? (Hint: I didn't know anything about her)
Mexican Food
"Oh I bet that older, heavier walker on Spinnaker Way..."
"...is the prospective Ryan's Nice Cream customer who never purchased nice cream last year but said he needs to be more healthy."
Fill in the blank :
Mom: "Of course _____ got Covid. He/she is never careful"
Trump, Wasserman, Andrea Haber