Taco Muffins
How many bathrooms does the Taylor household have?
1
Who is Dylan Taylor’s best friend?
Tin foil Gabe
Finish the quote-
“I would rather sit next to-“
“Chili”
What shoes did Chris get as a present?
Blordans
What kind of cleats did Dylan wear to lacrosse?
Pink crocs
Finish the quote-
“beat those jesuits on their own field”
Who delivered 5 dressed hotdogs to the Taylor’s mailbox ?
Mike Kinik
Which ear does Dylan have pierced?
The left
How long did Dylan last on the lacrosse team?
5 days
What was Chris’s drip or skip rating for his football uniform?
2/10
“That is a skip”
What did Chris NOT do before mooning everyone?
Wipe
Finish the quote-
“I’m Juicy J, but you can call me..”
“Buckshot”
What was used to cut Chris Taylor’s mullet?
Garden shears
Why does Jerry have a permanent limp?
Bullet to the knee due to bridgeport gang violence
What is Dallas’ deadlift PR?
365lbs
Where did Chris get a bedroom built to give Dylan more play space?
The living room
What did Jerry say is exhausting about marriage?
Being a trophy husband
How to win Dylan over?
Being taller than him!! (Being shorter is ok too tho!!)
What does Dylans’s vanity license plate say?
Ecto 1
Which Shelton resident did Dallas sell a Kia to?
Ireneusz Koziol
How much would Dylan like to kiss his hypothetical partner?
Until they can’t feel their face
What date did Dallas get approved for his first apartment?
July 22, 2024
Who bought Jerry’s old house?
The Delgado Santiago’s
Finish Dallas’ poem-
“Why call you slurs when I can call you-““Brother”
What is Dallas’ nickname?
Doc