Shrek Quotes
“It’s gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.”
Who is Donkey (Shrek 2)
This building for a time was the tallest skyscraper in the United States.
What is the Sear's/Willis Tower
This staffer was accidentally locked out of the office during a fire drill last year.
Who is Charlotte
What you would say if something was really good.
What is Bussin
Taylor thinks going here is cooler than staying in this office (traitor).
What is Northwestern University
"The people of this kingdom will pay dearly for every second we had to wait."
Who is Prince Charming (Shrek 3)
If you attend Gene and Jude's and ask for ketchup with this they will throw ketchup packets at you.
What is a hot dog
Upon hearing we were taking part in an office beer pong tournament, the Boss referred to the staff as this.
Who are the Lushes
A phrase used when someone is giving it 110%. Whether it’s what they’re doing, what they’re wearing, someone who is really on top of their stuff.
What is They Understood The Assignment
Taylor once left this in Rob's care for a week and a half.
What is a crayfish
“Well my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty, must be a high school.”
Who is Shrek (Shrek 3)
This is the name of the Chicago Bull's mascot.
Who is Benny the Bull
DAILY DOUBLE!
The office once had a sudden craving for cookies and ice cream from this fast food chain.
This the equivalent to “I'm screaming” or “I literally cant”. It's basically when something that has little to no humor in it but you somehow manage to laugh at it.
What is Sending Me
Taylor has an almost unhealthy obsession with this themed restaurant.
What is Rainforest Cafe
"Please monster, can't you see I'm a little busy hear?"
Who is Robinhood (Shrek)
This near by town is named after one of the nine founders of Northwestern University.
What is Evanston
This piece of furniture will never leave the office.
Who is the Leg. Couch
The opposite of trendy. Used when someone still follows these out of date trends. This may include but not be limited to fashion, habits on social media, usage of slang, etc.
What is Cheugy
Who is Dua Lipa
"Surrender now! I'm taking you in!"
Who is Gingy (Shrek 4)
In urban legend, her cow was responsible for the great Chicago fire of 1871.
Who is Mrs. O'Leary
This staffer is the reason we have Friday Jeopardy.
Who is Taylor
This is a slang term that apparently came from Twitch to express enthusiasm.
What is Poggers
Another event that Taylor knows a lot about but hasn't attended occurs every year in Nevada focused on community, art, self-expression, and self-reliance.
What is Burning Man