Tea
At what time is “afternoon tea” traditionally taken at?
4 o’clock in the afternoon
Five foot two, _____.
Eyes of blue.
Never judge a book by its _______.
Cover.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9.
True or false: Blue whale hearts weigh almost a ton and beat once every 10 seconds.
True.
Blue whales are huge! A blue whale itself weighs anywhere from 150,000 to 330,000 pounds as adults!!!!!!
In which country was tea first drunk?
China
Show me the way to go home, I’m ______.
tired and I wanna go to bed.
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the ____.
Kitchen.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
She was stuffed.
True or false: It’s impossible to hum with your nose plugged.
True.
Try it!
Which war saw the rationing of tea?
WWII
Well, it’s one for the money, two for the show, _______.
Three to get ready now go, cat, go.
BONUS: But don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
Where there’s a will, there’s ______.
a way.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
False.
Our stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve metal.
True or False: Tea contains double the amount of caffeine found in coffee.
False.
There’ll be blue birds over, the ______.
White Cliffs of Dover.
As fit as a _____.
Fiddle.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
True or False: Wild dolphins call each other by name.
True.
Dolphins are such social creatures!
What is the world’s best-selling tea brand?
Lipton
Let me call you sweetheart, I’m ________. Let me hear you whisper, that you ________.
1) in love with you.
2) love me too.
Something old, something new, ___________, __________.
something borrowed, something blue.
Why do we tell every actor to break a leg?
Because every actor has a cast.
True or False: We are born with the same amount of blood we have in our systems as adults.
False.
People are only born with one pint of blood. As we age, our bodies can contain anywhere between 10 and 12 pints of blood.