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100
I'll never forget the great advice my grandpa gave me. He said "remember these two words; they will open a lot of doors for you". What are those two words?
What is "push and pull".
100
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
What is "a clock".
100
What fun wooden toys are named after Abraham Lincoln's childhood home?
What are "Lincoln Logs".
100
The Statue of Liberty was a gift from which country?
What is "France".
100
What happened on November 11, 1918?
What is "Poland gained their independence".
200
Why would someone go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
What is "just in case they get a hole in one".
200
Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
What is "the word ton (ton -> not)".
200
What bird lays the smallest eggs?
What is "the hummingbird"?
200
What is the largest state in the United States?
What is "Alaska".
200
How many meals are eaten during a traditional Polish Christmas dinner?
What is "12".
300
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is "nothing, it just waved".
300
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one-way street. They pass a police officer, but they are not stopped. Why?
What is "because they were walking".
300
This Great Lake is the only one located entirely in the United States?
What is "Lake Michigan"
300
Introduced in 1927, what powdered drink mix was invented in Nebraska?
What is "Kool-Aid"
300
What is said to be sleeping in the mountains of Poland?
What is "the Giewont (or a Giant)".
400
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What is "ten tickles"
400
I start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?
What is "a mailbox"?
400
From what trees do acorns come from?
What are "oak trees"
400
What four states can you stand in at the same time?
What is "Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, and Colorado".
400
What is the Largest river in Poland?
What is "the Wisla".
500
Why do spiders enjoy computers so much?
What is "they like to play on the web".
500
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
What is "the letter M".
500
What is the distance of a marathon measured in kilometers or miles?
What is "42.195 kilometers or 26.2 miles"
500
Mount Rushmore is located in what state?
What is "South Dakota"
500
This person was a physicist and chemist who conducted research on radioactivity and the first woman to win a Nobel Prize.
Who is "Maria Skłodowska-Curie"?
600
What do you call a fake color?
What is "a pigment of your imagination".
600
How do you make 7 even?
What is "take away the s".
600
This near-sighted mammal can curl up into a ball inside its hard outer shell for protection.
What is "an armadillo".
600
For which state is the Western meadowlark the official bird?
What is "Nebraska".
600
Poland is known for their salt mines. What are the names of the two largest salt mines in Poland?
What is "Wieliczka and Bochnia".
700
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is "great food, but no atmosphere".
700
What has ears but cannot hear?
What is "a cornfield".
700
The show Black Mirror was inspired by what tv show from the 1960s?
What is "The Twilight Zone"
700
How many professional baseball teams does California have?
What is five?
LA Angels, LA Dodgers, Oakland As, San Diego Padres, and the San Francisco Giants
700
According to an old polish legend what were the names of the 3 brothers who founded Poland?
Who are "Lech, Cech, and Rus".
800
Why did the developer go broke?
What is "because he used up all his cache".
800
You measure my life in hours, and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm think and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
What is "a candle".
800
What was the name of the character known for his red Swingline stapler in the movie Office Space?
What is "Milton".
800
What US city hosts more theme parks than any other, attracting millions of visitors annually?
What is "Orlando".
800
This actress' grandfather is Polish. She plays in movies such as Avengers, Black Widow, and Iron Man.
Who is "Scarlett Johansson"?