Math Jokes
What did one math textbook say to another textbook?
I have a lot of problems.
What is the max time for a TikTok video?
60 seconds
In what US city was the hot dog first introduced?
Chicago
Which planet is closest to the sun?
Mercury
Where does Spongebob work at?
Krusty Krab
What did the calculator say to the math student?
you can count on me
What is the most popular social media platform today?
How many flavors does Baskin Robbins have?
31 Flavors
How many teeth does an adult human usually have?
32
What is the name of the toy cowgirl in Toy Story 2?
Jesse
Why do plants hate math?
It gives them square roots
Who is the most followed on TikTok?
Charli D'Amelio
Which of these is a fruit: Corn, Tomato, Mushroom or Carrots?
Tomato
What is the largest known animal?
Blue Whale
What year was the first IPhone released?
2007
What do you call friends who like math?
alge-bros
What year did Instagram come out?
2010
Which company makes Hot Cheetos?
Frito-Lay
Which type of animal has males that give birth, not the females?
seahorses
Which letter does not appear in any U.S. state?
The letter Q
What shape do you always have to be careful of?
a trap-ezoid
What is meaning of Netflix?
Net is for internet and Flix is short for flicks
Which company's slogan is "Eat Fresh"?
Subway
How many hearts does an octopus have?
3
Which fish has no brain or heart?
Jellyfish