Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
A dictionary.
What kind of band never plays music?
Rubberband
What is better when you break it?
A record
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Only one – the “last” one
Where can you add 2 to 11 and get 1?
On a clock
What runs but never walks, murmurs but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, and has a mouth but never eats?
A River
What does nobody want, yet nobody wants to lose?
A job
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
What never asks a question, but gets answered all the time?
Your cell phone
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I
A map
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
Piano
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. what is it?
Nothing
Two people in front of two people, two people behind two people, and two people beside two people. How many people are there?
Four
Once I’m 24. Twice I’m 20. Three times I’m inappropriate. What am I?
The letter “X”
A taxi driver is going the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes four police officers, yet none of them stop him. Why
The taxi driver was on foot
What is it that everybody does at the same time?
Grow older
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Promise
23rd letter of the Greek alphabet
psi
How do football players stay cool during the game?
They stand close to the fans