"I get ants crawling in my pants during UW calls still"
Zach
Carrie
"Beau, I'm so concerned for you."
Whose Middle Name is Chase?
Zach
Whose middle name is Latreece?
Nesha!
"I'm a walking HA waiting to happen"
Nick
"I bet you tell all your friends and family about the old geezer on your team... HA!"
Jim
"Maybe obvious to some, but don't try to save $1 on UberEats when it offers you the "no rush" delivery option"
Alex
Whose middle name is Louis?
Jim!
Whose middle name is Rose?
Anna!
"So... I was trying to take an old lady out of her retirement plan. Well it sounds bad when you put it that way."
Josh
"Idk how to meme"
Jordyn
"I can only imagine the questions you get sometimes and before answering say welp i need a f**king drink before I deal with THIS stupid."
Bob
Whose middle name is Alexander?
Nick!
whose middle name is Freeman?
Bob!
"I will pump everyone up. No one can stopppppp meeeeeeee"
"tell the client "i didn't inquire!" and hang up. that will really confuse them!"
Avery
"I want a Del Percio special - liquid IV, splash of 5 hr - hint of addy - full scoop of enthusiasm"
Beau
Whose middle name is Phillips?
Alex!
Whose middle name is Robert?
Eric!
"Oh my god I am going to off myself. This guy will NOT shut up. I mean if he doesn't close I'm going to lose it."
Anna
"yeah don't listen to me. I'm sure I'm going to cash out on my Cigna HA CI any day now."
Danno
"Just overcame a total b***h and almost hung up on me and by the way we're besties and got her a SUUUUUP LETSSSSS GOOOOOO"
Eric
Whose middle name is Saige?
Jordyn!
Whose middle name is Bartholomew?
Josh!