The only remaining choice of flavor, with one's large, iced coffee
What is vanilla?
The only team member whose doorbell, is a car
Who is Phil?
While I don't have the power to create this on a tree, I could create one to collaborate with my fellow developer's code
What is a branch?
I would could shout this at my army to make them pause during a medieval battle, or use it to protect my bank from loss due to overdrafts
What is hold?
Bark Bark! This team member often has a furry friend joining him for meetings, and it's often hungry!
Who is Jim?
You can have either fries, or this as a side with your unbelievably low-quality chicken strip basket.
Tots
While I live a short drive from a cigarette store, this team member lives mere steps away from ancient petroglyphs
Who is Robin?
A cross between a ship and a whale, this company recently changed their licensing because they selfishly want money for changing our modern world
What is Docker?
You could use this in Uno to the chagrin of your friends and family, or, use it fix an invalid transaction
What is a Reversal?
"Big Green Tractor" may well have been written about this team member, who recently acquired a house and acreage that requires maintenance from this ever-trusty machine
Who is Kevin Dager?
If I didn't want to pay the horrifically high menu prices, I'd use this to look for deals
What is the mobile app?
This team member believes money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a truck, and a boat to puuuuuull it; Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Who is Sam Haag
This type of automated testing is flakier than my scalp when I was ten, and hadn't tried yet Head and Shoulders. I should try to limit those test cases, and avoid duplicate coverage provided in more reliable tests.
What is End to End testing?
What is ACH?
If I were struggling to change my background image in a Teams meeting, and had a lot of money to spend, I'd call this team member immediately
Who is Paul Smith?
Don't roll down your window after pulling in a stall, one of these might fly in your window
What is a fly?
If I wanted to swim in an in-ground pool, that happened to be above-ground, this team member's neighbor's house is where I'd visit
Who is Corrie Peak?
Were someone to ask me to guess a number between 1 and 100, in the fewest iterations, and most boring way possible; I'd use this common search algorithm
Binary Search
While primarily used for boats, this particular non-profit will hopefully have helped banks protect us and our financial information from catastrophic events; like Sonic permanently closing.
What is Sheltered Harbor?
This team member is the only one currently known to have a .50 caliber bullet for an antenna
Who is Mike Stief?
While I can't say for certain why I still eat at this restaurant as a 32-year-old, I can say the entire organization lacks this particular department
What is Quality Control?
Were I stranded on some desolate Colorado mountain, with nothing but a toothpick and shoe laces to survive on, this is the team member I'd wish to most be with
Who is David Moore?
Much like Star Wars, many of our services will take part in Sagas, and they'll have this thing bossing them around to do their part and stay consistent with their peers
What is an orchestrator?
Elon Musk smoked this during a live interview, but it would also describe an account I share with someone
What is a joint?
If I were stranded in Allen TX during a work trip, and wanted to stay with a team member who specifically had experience on the Wires project, this is whose door I would knock on
Who is Sheshnath?