People in the office
Notable Quotables
Things you don't want to do
Just Michael Page Things
Michael Page Graveyard
100

The I used to suck but now I don't speech 

Caroline Goodin 

100

Amanda Olson Could never understand... 

The difference between midnight and noon 

100

78, 88, 45, 25 or 0, but never... 

100 specs 

100

Good shout, wheelhouse, edgy, scrappy

Michael Page Lingo 

100

Forever leaving perishable good in drawers and has questionable money management skills

Alex Westcott
200

Python Arms 

Brad Houda 

200

When Grace talks to us like we're all at SoulCycle

High Vibe Tribe 

200

The main reason Clare almost didn't get promoted to RC 

Adding contacts 

200

Sabrina's happiest day at MP

Cleaning out Shannon's desk

200

Sent weekend specs and loves a good Mountain Dew 

Josh Hoffenberg

300

Always sprints to the printer like someone else is going to steal his documents

Charlie Ginzburg 

300

To close out the morning meetings, our favorite Brit always says

I love you all.

300

Where you can find Shanna usually still half asleep 

8AM Meetings 

300

If it's 4:30 it's 

Deal OClock 

300

Enthusiastic Thumbs

Ran Flanders

400

First name sounds like her initials, last name would be a painful way to die

Katie Tipsword 

400

You get this when you're engaged AND rhinos have two of these 

Give him a ring on the horn 

400

we’ve all done it at some point, we’ll all probably do it again at some point, we’ve probably all made money from it, we expect feedback within a calendar year

Sourcing for Ben's clients 

400

18.8% of our office is... 

in a relationship with someone else in the office
400

Calls MP employees to get business for his new occupation

David Davis 

500

Isn't sure if the "UK" is a free country or not

Shanna Fasano 

500

The client is opening to viewing profiles from across the country, so... 

I'm going to be running a nationalllll search 

500

Don't cry and hang up

Smile & dial 

500

The way we celebrate every promotion, bonus, CV, interview, and job on 

Alcohol 

500

will take off clothes for $1 bills

Shannon Morris 

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