J P
This 1993 blockbuster has the line “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
Jurassic Park
He was the MVP of Super Bowl III
Joe Namath
How‘s it going?
Good
This dude slept in a tent overnight IN JANUARY IN MINNESOTA and also has a football autographed by super bowl champion Brad Johnson. I literally asked him to send me a Proof of Life the next morning
Pumz
When I’m sleeping and these types of pets use my body as a trampoline and lick my head to get me to feed these monsters
Cats
He has won two Academy Awards for Best Actor for Walk the Line and as the titular Joker
Joaquin Phoenix
She was the queen that defeated the Spanish Armada in 1588
Elizabeth I
Glad it’s Friday, right?
Good or Seriously
We had a cookout at his house last summer, but he never showed us the burned out barrel in his basement. Or his good dog
Craig
This type of tissue being one-ply. What are we as a civilization?
Toilet Paper
This multiple Emmy award winning actor played Sheldon on Big Bang Theory. Buzzinga
Jim Parsons
He was the 18th President
U.S. Grant
What‘cha doin’ this weekend
Laying low
This millennial started talking about some teeth body horror “fun” facts and I deleted it without reading the whole thing
Kyle
I’ve long considered running for office to put into law “honk and go through” to get past this type of traffic impediment when there are no other cars are around
Stoplights
This intense character actor won an Oscar for Goodfellas and also appeared in My Cousin Vinny and the Lethal Weapon films. “I mean I’m funny how? Like I’m a clown?”
Joe Pesci
This is the oldest found element on the periodic table (CU)
Copper
Did you see the new Denzel?
I liked it
This guy had his god dang arm go through a window and required 276 stitches. That is an icebreaker
Couch
When people pull out this type of cloth from their pocket, search for boogers and then put in back. IT’S STILL THERE IN YOUR POCKET
Handkerchief
A coworker that we all know and love that lives somewhere in rural Georgia
J P
The philosopher that said “I think therefore, I am”. Also the name of the Metro Delivery scheduling software
Rene Decartes
This weather...
Summer can’t come soon enough
This dude currently dealing with snow drifts slept for 28 hours straight. Is that the best or worst way to enjoy a weekend?
Hack
Ordering this type of red meat at a fine dining restaurant and then it requires ketchup for taste
Steak