Incident Reporting
The JMAs
Work.Retire.Die.
100
Individual is evacuated from the facility after experiencing stroke-like symptons.  How soon does this need to be reported to BSEE?

Immediately

100

This county seat, one of the fastest-growing cities in Pennsylvania, and perhaps lesser-known as "the Snack Food Capital of the World'' has birthed everything from York Peppermint Patties and Animal Crackers, to Snyders of Hanover Pretzels, Utz Potato Chips and the Sr. EHS Manager for Gulf of Mexico operations.

York

100

In a 2022 study, the Swedish House of Finance observed an 8% increase in depression diagnoses and a 9.6% increase in the dosage of antidepressant medications following this workplace event.  

Merger and acquisition

200

Individual is evacuated from the facility for what is originally believed to be a personal illness.  Onshore consult determines this is a work-related illness.  How soon does this need to be reported to BSEE in a final report?

15 days

200

First produced in 1847, these candies are still gross today

Necco wafers

200

Around 17 million working days are lost every year globally because of this.  

Ill-health caused by work stress, depression or anxiety.  

300

A crane incident occurs that results in the evacuation for onshore treatment of an individual.  When should this be reported?

Immediately

300

In Icelandic, bláar skóreimar, are something you will not see Jason wearing at the office anymore, or ever again.

blue shoelaces

300

Around 83% of US workers experience work-related stress, with many reporting their job as a significant source of stress, impacting their home life; this stress can lead to decreased productivity and even health concerns, with some estimates stating that workplace stress contributes to this number of  deaths annually in the US.

120,000

400

This document contains the incident reporting matrix

IRI Procedure
400

On September 29, 2023, after 25 years, this media giant cancelled a service that upon its inception was truly ahead of its time, and by 2023 was severly outdated.

Netflix (DVD home delivery)

400

Who was the largest purchaser of kale until 2013?

Pizza Hut was the largest buyer of kale in the United States before 2013. The pizza chain used the leafy green to garnish their salad bars and cover ice to keep them cold. In 2012, the chain purchased 14,000 lbs of kale.




500

When an injured seaturtle is encountered during an offshore activity (ex. fishing), you are federally obligated to attempt resuccesation measures as enforced by this DOI agency.

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

500

This candy bar was first manufactured in Chicago, Illinois in 1930. It was named after the Mars family's horse, Marathon, and is claimed to be the only chocolate candy bar JMA is interested in.

Snickers

500

How would one go about getting a metal object out of the garbage disposal if one cannot see it?

Or how much should it cost to pay someone else to do it.

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