Software
I fix bugs all night, but create new ones by day
Developer
I make roads & maps but never drive myself. What am I?
Product Manager
I end meetings, By scheduling more meetings. What am I?
Project Manager
I look perfect on slides, But fall apart during production
Architecture
I ask for "just one more change" Right after sign-off. What am I?
customer
I get pushed, I get pulled, Yet I never leave. What am I
Git
I'm loved by customers, Hated by developers. What am I?
Feature
I am full of issues, But people still read me Daily
ADO
I start as a quick move, But take 3 years and counting. What am I?
Migration project
I approve the design, Then say: "this isn't what i meant". What am I?
Business user / SME
I start small, then multiply and never stop - I eat CPU when I am happy, and crash systems when i drop. What am i?
Infinite Loop
Everyone skips me, But complains when I'm gone. What am I?
Documentation
I am always late, Yet always expected. What am I?
Project Deadline
I should shrink in cloud, but only grow. What am I?
cost
I want update every hour, But dont read the emails. What am I?
Manager
I always run, but never walk. If I stop, panic starts. What am I
Server
I keep growing, Even when nothing changes. What am I?
Scope
I am updated weekly, But never read fully. What am I?
Status report / PER report :)
I look perfect during preparation, but explode during execution. What am I?
release plan
I set deadlines. Then get surprised when they're missed. What am I?
Project Sponsor
I dont exist in Prod, But I'm always in dev. What am I
Test Data
I shrink when the boss walks in, But double again when boss leaves. What am I?
estimate
I exist to reduce risk, But somehow create more. What am I?
Risk Register
I only happen on Fridays, When everyone has weekend plans. What am I?
Prod Outage
I say "Think Big", then complains about the budget. What am I?
Senior Manager