Random Situations
This is the response to use when a student has a headache (regular response state)
What is "I understand. I have a couple quick questions so admissions can provide you with the information you requested or they can set up a better time to talk" BTS
This is what you do when your computer is not responding and you cannot access any part of your screen or apps.
What is "Call the IT Chandler Support Number"
Finish the limerick:
When Noble has become sick
and clicking is no longer quick
we should fret not,
and take the screenshot,
then send it, since you'll need a
What is "kick"
This is the response we give when the student says they are busy (DNR state)
What is "Thank you and have a great day"
These people on Jamie's team blew bubbles in the office
Who is Stephanie and Jamie
This is what you say when the student pretends they don't understand English.
What is "Unfortunately we are unable to move forward with your request for information due to all classes and lectures being taught in English." BTS
This is what needs to be done when Noble is lagging and is not letting you terminate.
What is send the ACW Logout Template with a screenshot
Finish the limerick:
If she's pulling out her hair,
and giving you her best death stare
this means she's busy
or her head's in a tizzy
You don't want to mess with ________ ________
What is "mama bear"
This is the termination used when a student says they're interested, but not for a few months
Right Party/Not Interested
Who is Steph, Mellany and Jessica
This is the response for a 3rd Party who tells you "They have boyfriend/girlfriend, and they're not interested"
What is "I understand what you're telling me, but I am supposed to speak to [PS] directly to confirm that. We'll call back at a later time."
**Good idea to also let them know this is a school calling and which school it is.
This is the name of Chandler's IT Fix-It guy
Who is Chris Hubbard
In office this toy is banned,
to keep things going as planned
in the sky these darts roam
good thing they're all foam
watch out for that ______ ______, man.
What is "Nerf Gun"
This is the response when a student says they are not interested at this time (regular response state)
What is "Will you be furthering your education?"
This person's (on Jamie's team) birthday was yesterday
Who is Jamie Seel