Tom Foolery
I have this many children
"This is my boomstick!"
What is "Army of Darkness"?
Famous for its cheese and beer. Home of the second-biggest Oktoberfest in the world
What is Wisconsin?
This Green Bay Packers quarterback wore the number 12 and is known for his "Hail Mary" throws
Who is Aaron Rodgers?
The proper response, when asked how you like your steak cooked
What is medium-rare?
I am writing a children's book series called this
What is "My Guardian Ninja"?
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
What is "Anchorman"?
Produces about 70% of the United States' maple syrup
What is Vermont?
This Chicago baseball team plays its home games at Wrigley Field
Who are the Chicago Cubs?
Hailing from Italy, this famous party dish has been stylized famously in Chicago and New York
What is Pizza?
Besides playing bass, I also did this in a heavy metal band
What is a screaming vocalist?
"But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!"
What is "Megamind"?
Birthplace of jazz
What is Louisiana?
In his rookie season, this NBA player made a name for himself juking out Michael Jordan with an epic crossover
Who is Allen Iverson?
Texas, Kentucky, and the Carolinas claim to have the best of this genre of food.
What is BBQ?
In addition to being a musician and writer, I am also a referee for this sport
What is kickball?
"Captain's gotta teach stuff!"
What is "Guardians of the Galaxy"?
Entertainment Capitol of the World
What is Nevada?
This growing sport is a mix of tennis, badminton, and ping-pong
What is pickleball?
This country has the highest-rated restaurant in the world and is the birthplace of both Ceviche and Lomo Saltado
What is Peru?
My favorite horror movie franchise
What is "The Evil Dead"?
"Ugh, stupid, stupid. Worth it!"
What is "Deadpool"?
Home to the world’s largest tree, the General Sherman
What is California?
Regarded by many as the greatest "recess" sport, sadly it is generally overlooked after grade school
What is kickball?
This famous dish was widely disregarded outside of Asia until a chef turned it inside out for celebrities
What are Sushi rolls?