Funny
If you put this in a bucket, it'll weigh less
What is a hole?
If you live in a one-story house made of redwood, this is the color of the stairs
What is 'no color' (It's a one-story house)?
Turn me on my side and I'm everything. Cut me in half and I'm nothing. What am I?
What is the numeral 8?
(On its side, it's the symbol for infinity)
A farmer has 24 cows. All but seven of them ran away. How many does he have left?
What is seven?
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
What is 'they are grandfather, father, and son?'
The reason HOT is faster than COLD
What is 'you can catch COLD?'
If an electric train is heading north, what direction is the smoke going?
It can go up a chimney when down but can't go down a chimney when up
What is an umbrella?
Which weighs more: 16 ounces of gold or a pound of feathers?
What is 'they weigh the same?'
(16 ounces = 1 pound, no matter what's being weighed)
What runs though cities and towns, forest and fields, but never moves?
What is a road?
HINT: Car
You have two newly minted coins in your pocket. One isn't a nickel, but they total 30 cents. What are the coins?
What is your name?
If three bears can catch three fish in three minutes, it takes this long for 100 bears to catch 100 fish
What is three minutes?
(If one bear can catch one fish in three minutes, 100 bears catch can catch 100 fish in three minutes)
A man is standing on one side of a river, and his dog is on the other. The man calls his dog, who crosses the river without swimming and without using a boat or a bridge. How did the dog get across?
What is 'the river is frozen?'
Of Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and Baby Bigger, this person is the biggest of the three
Who is Baby Bigger (because he/she is a little Bigger)?
I can always predict the score of any baseball game before it starts. How do I do this?
What is 0-0 (the score is always zero to zero before the game starts)?
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for two nights, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
What is the horse's name (Friday)?
How can 6 + 12 = 6?
What is 6 a.m. + 12 hours = 6 p.m.?
What begins and ends with an 'E' but only has one letter?
What is the dictionary?
These have its bottom at the top
What are your legs?
A plane crashes right on the border of the U.S. and Mexico. This is where the survivors would be buried
Two men wearing backpacks are in a desert. One is dead. The man who is alive has his backpack open, and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What's in the dead man’s backpack?
What is a parachute?
Do this to make the number 7 even without using addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division
What is drop the "s" and "seven" becomes "even?"
Where does 'today' come before 'yesterday?'
What is the dictionary?