Fun Questions
Doctor Jokes
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Modern
Future
100

Will Owen start balding at the age of 21?

Yes

100

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a brain!  

Don't worry, it's all in your head!

100
The tool used to extract bullets.

What is Bullet Extractor?

100

the doctor by the lake.

Who is Doctor Dake?

100

Owen thinks the future of medical equipment will be...

"Scary, robots will take over the world."(Halting 1402)

200

How is Nathan so smart?

Nobody knows

Legend says he is the first robot.

200

 Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

 Next time, take off the candles.

200

The instrument that was used to extract blood.

What is the artificial leech?

200

Machine that uses magnets to see inside of you.

What is MRI?

200

working its way into pretty much everything.

What is AI?

300

Is Ely Good at rapping

Yes in his unique way.

300

Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray?

Because it was humerus.

300

The MRI helmet from the 1980's was also know as _______.

What is Jedi helmet?

300

Drug you can buy at store.

What are over the counter drugs?

300

Used to protect against dieses, are not supposed to have 15,000 boosters.

What are vaccines?

400

Can you dance better than Braiden?

No

Not in a million years.

So Braiden says, but I bet I could beat him

400

I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.

The doctor says its terminal. 

400

herbal supplements that are a combination of herbs and oils that is a liquid.

What is Tincture?

400

A piece of medical equipment that uses radiation.

What is X-Ray?

400

what is a device that would help adjust things and systems internally?

Smart Implants

500

Is Braiden the Child of Prophecy?

No

500

Why did the dalmatian go to the doctors?

Because every time she looked in the mirror she saw spots.

500

!8th century tool used for trepanation.

What is the tool that drills holes in skulls?

500

The most used piece of modern medical equipment.

What is a hospital bed?

500

The future of medical equipment.

 What is Better Life Saving Equipment?

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