this teacher isn't actually banned, but is kind of mean (to some people)
kim bakeberg
number of eyes (currently)
one eye
megan's favorite meal at her favorite restaurant
dan dan noodles (dry chili chicken also accepted)
aliens
pluribus
1
I will always love you Whitney houston
everyone got in trouble because this one teacher never comes to inservice days
chris KENT
before her name was stinky, the humane society gave her this name
noodle
megan's drink of choice (if it's a nice-ish restaurant)
aperol spritz
ben wyatt stars as a sad guy who works a boring job. he doesn't sing any songs.
severance
2
billie jean - michael jackson
this golfer almost ruined her own career when she broke the law by STEALING from a fast food restaurant
megan beck
stinky is mostly likely to hiss at this person
anne
the second best singer of all time, according to megan
cynthia erivo
this movie/show features songs, dancing, and musical numbers, including the song "kier, chosen one kier"
severance
3
girls just want to have fun - cyndi lauper
this member of the SCHS band refused to play with the band at their graduation
julia beck
When stinky hears megan sing a special song, she knows she is about to get This type of treat
Leaf
this is megan's favorite christmas movie
Elf (i'm pretty sure)
boq
wicked
4
jessie's girl - rick springfield
this former dentist and substitute teacher was banned from SCHS after a mystery complaint was filed
Jeff Zander
stinky's favorite treat flavor (besides leaf)
turkey
since she got laid off, megan has been hard at work managing This small business on the ipad
cat cafe
this show/movie features a main character who is misunderstood and doesn't have many/any friends. in the show/movie, she is trying to fight injustice and save the world. also she doesn't have green skin.
pluribus
5
love shack- b52's