Covid 19
Dad Jokes
God's Plan
Double Entendre
Yo
100

Social distancing, according to the CDC, recommends at least how much of distance between you and others?

6 feet

100

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the Bay, they'd be bagels

100

On what day did God create man?

6th Day

100

When you're sweating or you're attractive, this word works for both

Hot

100

The yellow internal part of a birds egg, which is surrounded by the white, is rich in protein and fat

Yolk
200

According to the most recent CDC report, how many days after symptoms do you have to wait to fully recover?

10 days 

200

Why shouldn't you trust tall trees with lots of leaves?

They're always shady

200

What is the eighth commandment?

Thou shall not steal

200

A gardening tool or a body-selling fool

Hoe

200

What is a series of contests played to determine the winner of a championship.

Playoffs

300

The first tier of people who received the covid vaccine are labeled as Tier 1a. Just below Tier 1a is Tier 1b, which includes adults age 65 and older and immunocompromised people. The two groups of people included in Tier 1a are what?

Healthcare Personnel and Resident of Long-Term Care Facilities

300

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They're always up to something

300

Who were Miriam’s brothers?

Aaron and Moses

300

Slang for a nocturnal bird of prey and a restaurant with good wings and even better thighs.

Hooters

300

An ascetic Hindu discipline involving controlled breathing, prescribed body positions, and meditation, with the goal of attaining a state of deep spiritual insight and tranquility 

Yoga
400

According to CDC, Covid 19 can only be spread through one mean. This method of spreading encompasses several included examples.

Breathed out droplets that contain small particles that contain the virus.
400

Why should you bring an extra pair of socks when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one

400

What unusual gift did King Herod promise his daughter for her birthday?

The head of John the Baptist

400

Depending if this comes from Amazon or a hobo on the street, you might want to think before you grab it.

Package
400

The elected head of a city, town, or municipality

Mayor

500

What was the first highly publicized variant of Covid?

Alpha Variant

Alpha (B. 1.1. 7)

500

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired
500

Who was the only female judge of Israel?

Deborah

500

This popular European tourist attraction is also the name of a male-male-female "intimacy maneuver"

Eifel Tower

500

A city of southeast New York, North of New York city on the Hudson River settles by the Dutch in the mid-1600's

Yonkers

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