Food
What do you call a sad strawberry?
What do you say to a cow when it gets in your way?
MOOO-ve!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She always runs away from the ball!
What's black and white and READ all over
a newspaper!
Where do roses sleep at night?
How do you make and eggroll?
You push it!
What do Elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet
Why was the politician out of breath?
He was RUNNING for office!
What is a ballerina's favorite number?
TWO-TWO!
Why don't melons get married?
Because they CANTALOPE! (can't elope!)
It gets TOAD away!
Who cleans the ocean?
Mer-MAIDS!
What has four wheels and FLIES?
A garbage truck!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a FOOT!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a pig that practices Karate?
A pork chop!
What happens when a snowman throw a tantrum?
He has MELT down!
Why is the math book sad?
It has too many problems!
What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt CRUMBY
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he's always LION!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands!!
When is a door not a door?
When it ajar!
What do lawyers wear to court?
Law suits!