Past Lovers
Caden unknowingly deflowered a man from this institution and brotherhood.
What is UPenn Sig Chi?
These two people fell asleep holding hands on the couch at Holl and Sep's apartment.
Who are Sep and Ricky?
"Who is this man I see him everywhere?"
Who is Vic?
This person persevered through injury and finished the Philly half marathon by the skin of his teeth while the rest of us caused a scene at Minella’s
Who is The Fonz?
Vic walked barefoot in the streets of this place
What is New York City?
Tor and Chris Antonello shared a tender kiss that led to the downfall of their relationship in this parking lot.
What is La Colombe?
This person lost their phone while peeing in the woods behind Dan's
Who is Lex?
"Together we are 6 kitties, 12 yitties"
Who is Tor?
The name of Caden's big, aka her BFF
Who is Kasey Barias?
Adri did not get TikTok because she was afraid of this thing
What is the Chinese government?
This member of teq kissed Michael Keating's phi sig roommate, Rick Townsend.
Who is Sep?
Holly and Vic diarrheaed and vomited in stalls next to each other after visiting this specific establishment
What is the Taco Bell on the Las Vegas Strip?
"How about you actually ship the cap and gowns instead of posting this garbage??"
Who is Derrick physics?
Tor's name in PSYCH!
Who is Game Vast?
This member of teq delicately brushes her hair for an unreasonable amount of time.
Who is Lex?
Holly hooked up with this pretentious poli-sci student in St. Moe’s freshman year
Who is Andrew Ceonzo
This person drunkenly fell asleep on the outdoor couches at props
Who is Sep?
"Bad day to be a Wawa"
Who is Chris Antonello?
___ has the ugliest Canada Goose jacket known to man.
Who is Caroline Britt?
Holly has a soft spot for men who play this niche sport.
What is squash?
Alexis chose James over this man freshman year, who ended up being a misogynist.
Who is Andrew Schwartz?
Caden broke her heel and flashed everyone in the immediate vicinity at this formal venue.
What is the Adventure Aquarium?
Caden misnamed this man giving us margaritas at our house in Turks and Caicos
Who is Jeffrey?
Holl's alter ego while ATVing
Who is Parker?
Caden has a certain kink involving the slop.
What is a breeding kink?