A giant white “P” landmark on a hillside above campus has stood there since at least 1919 and is visible from town
Cal Poly SLO
In High School this morbidly obese individual truly went through a workout raising their hand in class all the goddam time
SRI MANASA JANDHYALA
This person was projected #1 after this year's draft
Nathan
Abhi moved from here in 7th grade
Bangalore
"Gee-annis Ostepunko"
Advait
This college has the highest bike to car commuting ratio
UC Davis
UC Davis has approximately 38% bike commuters with UCSB falling second with 36%
Nathan famously volunteered to hold hands with this individual as part of an in-class experiment
SRUTI MANI
These two are tied for the lowest Average Finishing Position in the last four years
Yash and Shahil
These two people both have parents from Kenya
Yash and Shahil
"What beach is that"
Aryan
This college has two mascots, with statues of both mascots opposite of each other in the center of campus
USC
Tommy Trojan and Traveler (the horse)
Two women confronted Yash for an apology after being laughed at during a performance at the DubVersity Day Assembly. Yash connected one of these women to which member of the group who later went on a sunset drive with her?
Kaushal
Which person had the highest Matchup Score in the last four years?
Tameem - 207.96 in 2024
Vicky Kaushal played the ruler of an empire from which this person gets their heritage
Advait
"I'll kill you and your family"
Avi
This university was built on the site of a former WWII Marine Corps air station
UC Santa Barbara
Avi was renowned to have three side chicks during high school. Name all three
Aatmi, Anshu, Suhani
Which person had the lowest Matchup Score in the last four years?
Aryan - 62.64 in 2023
Eeshan's dad shortened their last name to Walia from this
Ahluwalia
"That was a fake email btw u think I'm stoopid"
Tameem
This university’s campus includes a planetarium established in 1967 that allows students and visitors to “zip around the galaxy.”
OSU
Manjula is considered to be Yash's type in women. Some people know that she's actually a character in the Simpsons. Who is Manjula's Husband (Yash's competition) in the show?
Apu

Over the last four years, this person has won every matchup against this other person (4 total matchups). Who has won all four times and who did they win against?
Nibodh has beat Aryan all four times
Kaushal got a swollen lip from an insect bite from his family's farm back in India. What type of farm is it?
Coconut
This exchange was between two people.
Person 1: "If we ever find each other as drug addicts either shoot them in the face or give them some money"
Person 2: "I don't even recognize you bro"
Person 1: Eeshan
Person 2: Abhi