Famous Quotes
"If you don't get hurt, it's not unsafe."
Who is Neelan, Safety Officer?
Most likely to be late to a meeting
Who is Colin?
This person was actively bleeding and their only concern was making sure we had bagels for our meeting
Who is Chloe?
A item that causes dizziness if you stare at it too long
What is a shaker incubator?
Yunxuan and Wenhao are the guiltiest culprits of this offense
What is not returning her pipettes?
"This is neither impactful nor important."
Who is Colin?
Most likely to be in the lab past midnight
Who is Tiexin?
A procedure you should never ask Neelan to help with
What are blood draws?
It's a miracle if both of these are functioning at the same time
What are the HPLCs?
This lead Layne to leave mean messages on her white board to warn off offenders
What is leaving her bench a mess?
"Why do we do controls?"
Who is Dr. Michael Lucas, PhD?
Most likely to organize a lab outing
Who is Cecilia?
An assay whose only mission in life is to drive Erika and Deepika insane
What is qPCR?
A piece of equipment that will cause deafness if you don't move quickly
What is the -80 freezer?
Colin was so bad about committing this offense that Layne accelerated her training in order to not need his help
What is being late to planned experiments?
"You're kind of pointing out the fact that I don't really know what I'm talking about."
Who is Colin F. Greineder, MD, PhD?
Most likely to gain superpowers from overexposure to radioactive compounds
Who is Layne?
Waiting until 3pm on Tuesday to submit this is a bold move
What is an animal use form?
A machine that is very into a well-balance lifestyle
What is a centrifuge?
This pet peeve takes place across multiple lab spaces, but will hopefully be soon resolved in the animal procedure room
What is not restocking lab supplies?
"He's a weird guy."
Who is Dr. Tessier? Bonus: Who is Wade?
Most likely to become an evil super villain
Who is Wade?
If I attempted to do this activity while taking a meeting I would trip and fall every 30 seconds
What is using a walking pad?
The boujee-est and most versatile machine in our lab
What is a flow cytometer?
Layne considers these to be cruel and inhumane
What are meetings before 9am or after 4pm?