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Heather was born on this day in August
What is the 14th?
Heather's prolific ability to modify any song to meet her needs has drawn comparisons to this popular song-modifying singer
Who is Weird Al Yankovic?
Heather's go-to vacation destination, complete with excessive heat, large crowds, and a rat as a mascot
What is Disney?
Heather's favorite adult beverage, also enjoyed by Snoop Dogg along with some juice
What is Gin?
The organization where Heather serves as Treasurer, hanging out with old ladies who take great pride in wearing their pins
What is the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR)?
Heather's catchphrase, especially when agitated, used to enumerate the logical points of her argument
What is "first of all....second of all..."?
Heather's gangsta rap alter-ego
Who is Lil Teal?
Heather's "adoptive" family, PhD research, and former home are all within this country's borders
What is Uruguay?
Heather's must-have garnish, required accompaniment for any meal
What is a lime?
These are the abbreviations of Heather's graduate degrees, or, short for "Mother Doctor"
What is "MaMa PhD"?
The sum of the number of Heather's undergraduate and graduate degrees
What is 4?
Most often learned at a young age, Heather continues to rock solo performances on this "elementary" instrument
What is a Recorder?
Maximizing an airport layover, Heather got to watch professional tennis players at this famous tournament
What is Wimbledon?
What Heather does at every restaurant, every time, before placing her order
What is ask the server questions?
Heather's favorite family past-time, including Yahtzee, Risk, Monopoly, etc.
What is playing board games?
No matter how hard she tries, Heather cannot remember this temperature
What is 32 degrees Fahrenheit?
Heather has seen these two shows live on Broadway in New York City
What is Hamilton and Six?
These two Alaska towns are called home by Heather's "Aunties"
Where is Fairbanks and Haines?
Heather's most notable made-from-scratch sweet culinary creation, enjoyed by many
What is a chocolate birthday cake?
The name of Heather's most beloved furry feline
What is "Roscoe"?
In 2015, Heather achieved this national ranking by the United States Tennis Association for her division
What is 26th?
Heather has met in person and will tell you that she knows every song by this funky three-member group (even though she doesn't)
Who are the Beastie Boys?
Heather was living in this town when she met Dave
What is Bristol?
The main ingredient, along with vodka, cocktail sauce, horseradish, and lemon juice made this deplorable drink Heather actually enjoys
What is an oyster shooter?