An all-encompassing term that rhymes with FAR:
What is GNAR?
This trick is performed by getting ludicrous air and kicking out both legs.
Spread eeeeagle
The RIT Freestyle Rail Jam is usually held here:
Red Barn
Sheeeeeeee'll beeeeeeeeee.....
COMING ROUN' THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COOOOOOOMES!
This type of motor vehicle is banned from all freestyle events:
What is an RV?
You see a person with jeans, a gape, moving with a concerning amount of velocity. This person is undoubtedly...?
A jerry.
(or Alpine Racer)
This legendary skier from Sweden loves the Wu-Tang Clan:
Henrik Harlaut
This end of season event held at Hunt Hollow is a ferociously good time:
Berms Brews and Bruises
In order to be fast as fack, one must be wearing:
Speed. Shades.
"UN, DEUX, TROIS!"
Shotski.
A social function, this term loosely falls between the scale of a kick-back and a rager.
What is a shindig?
This snowboard trick is just about as K-9 as it gets:
What is a Tamedog
The amount of tolerance we have for breaking Club Policy:
ZERO!!!! Be a good person!
This Kanye West classic can be heard during team wake up, followed by banging on pots & pans:
Good Morning
"Lord help me, I can't cha-a-a-a-ange"
FREEBIRD
This phrase is used to assert dominance amongst snowsports practitioners:
"I am better than you."
This snowboard brand frequently uses trees in their branding:
Arbor Snowboards
Unfortunately, we all must submit these to go on the trips.
Dues!
This All-American classic game involves a hammer, and will only be played in high visibility areas from now on:
What is STUMP
Essential Hairstyle, when the time comes.
Mullet
While at the local establishment "Nashville's", your friend starts acting a bit out of pocket. They could be referred to as:
A Nashvillain.
Gloves or mittens?
Mittens.
Governing body for our Competitions:
USASA
Typically used as a lawn ornament, this bird is used for a very different purpose.
What is penguin
A meeting of the minds.
Think Tank.