Black Phrases
Kaleah decided the best way to see the tv was to stand front and center. This inherently had blocked the view for her mother. What would Kaleah’s mom say to her in this instance?
“Is your daddy a glassmaker?”
“Do your daddy make glass?”
You just put your cake in the oven and now all of a sudden your 7 kids decided to have a stomping contest right in the kitchen. What will happen to the cake in result of all 7 of your kids stomping the yard like they’re Chris Brown himself?
“The cake will fall.”
When is Black Friday?
“The day following Thanksgiving.”
Most popular side dish during Thanksgiving feast is…
“Mashed potatoes.”
Judy doesn’t have any family members…. Bummer. Even though that must be sad she does have an abundance of friends! Instead of a Thanksgiving gathering what is something she can host with her friends that still encompasses the idea of Thanksgiving.
“Friendsgiving.”
Grandma Laurel had entrusted her good purse to her grandson. She had instructed him to put it on the table while she packed up her church food. As her grandson made his way to the table he noticed it was full and there were no open chairs. Shrugging his shoulders he sits her purse on the floor. When grandma Laurel came over and seen what he had done she popped him upside his head. Why?
”Purse on the floor, money out the door.”
You lose money when you put your purse on the floor.
Name 5 staple desserts at any black thanksgiving feast.
Cornbread, sweat potato pie, chocolate cake, Candied Yams, Banana pudding, peach cobbler, pecan pie, pound cake, apple pie, red velvet, and carrot cake.
Some stores during Black Friday are shopped at more than others. Name 3 stores (online and offline) that are most popular on Black Friday.
Amazon, Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Home Depot, Lowe’s, JCPenny, Kohls, and Macys
The most popular alcoholic drink consumed during Thanksgiving is none other than…
“Wine”
”Specifically red wine”
What is a turkey trot?
“A community run hosted on Thanksgiving.”
Olivia is throwing a little house party last minute after finding out her roommate is going on a spontaneous trip. She invites over her friends, Paola, Kathrine and Amiya. Now Amiya and Kathrine had a falling out yesterday and do not want to associate with one another. What would Amiya ask Olivia over the phone to see if Kathrine was coming without saying Kathrine’s name or letting Olivia know the beef?
“Who all gonna be there?”
Diana, your ‘saved’ friend, has been going on and on at the church that “Deviled eggs has such a demonic name!” And that “it should be called something more holy-like.” What other name has been coined by those like Diana for deviled eggs?
“Angel eggs.”
what is Philly’s sales tax percentage?
“8%”
Each year for Thanksgiving there is a Turkey pardoning. This means the turkey will not be food for thanksgiving basically giving the turkey another day at life. Who pardons the turkey each year?
“The president.”
In some families there’s a Thanksgiving tradition where everyone will break something and the person with the biggest piece gets to make a wish. What is the thing everyone is breaking?
“Wishbone.”
Figure out the phrase by using this acronym,
DEATMITB
D E A T M I T B
*This question has a hint*
“D*mn! Everybody and they momma in this b*t*h!”
THINK FAST! NAME 6 DIFFERENT PASTA SHAPES! GO!
Bow Tie (Farfalle), Elbow, Angel hair (Capellini), Bucatini, Tortellini, Ditalini, Fettuccini, Fusilli, Gemeli, Gnocchi, Shells, Lasagna, Linguine, Orzo, Penne, Ziti, Rigatoni, Manicotti, Spaghetti…
MATH TIME!
If Timmy wants to buy a hat priced at $25 with a 5% off discount for a Black Friday deal. How much is he paying.
*Use your calculator*
*Hint: 5% = 0.05*
”$23.75”
USA, land of the free right? So they chose a bird, an eagle, symbolizing freedom for all within our borders. Although, the eagle nearly got upstaged by a different bird as USA’s national animal. Which bird was it?
”Turkey.”
Every year this franchise/brand hosts a parade for Thanksgiving. This year will be the 99th parade hosted! What Franchise/brand hosts the yearly Thanksgiving parade?
“Macy’s.”
Clearly there’s something wrong with Destiny’s son. In this large store with millions of different clothes he could choose from he decided to choose the ugliest sweater known to man. Even though Destiny despises the sweater she still wants to support her son in any endeavor and allow him the freedom to choose. What would Destiny say to her son?
*This question has a hint*
“If you like it, I love it.”
As Aladdin said, “Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat” What is the most stolen food in the world?
“Cheese”
As silly as it may sound, Plumbers have their most busiest day of the year they call ‘Brown day.’ What day does it fall on?
“The day after Thanksgiving, Black Friday.”
The first Thanksgiving football game took place during which year?
“1876”
After a hefty meal those in the family find things to do afterwards. What do most people find themselves doing?
“Sleeping. Napping.”