riddles
Where does Easter come before Valentine’s Day?
In the dictionary
What is a bunny’s favorite kind of music?
hip hop
"Nobody puts baby in a corner"
Dirty dancing
which football teams always play on thanksgiving?
Detroit lions and Dallas cowboys
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can, only to have it come back to you, even if it doesn’t bounce off anything?
throw it straight up
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
they always drop their needles
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Forrest Gump
what are three of the most common answers when people are asked what they are most thankful for? must get 2 of them
Health, family and life
What goes up, but never comes back down?
age
What two things can you never eat during breakfast?
lunch and dinner
why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake?
he was stuffed
Keep your friend close, but your enemies closer!
The godfather
how many cranberries are needed to make one can of cranberry sauce? (within 10)
200
I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
a lamp
two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three of them, how?
Grandfather, Dad, Son
what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
"Here's Johnny!"
The shining
what's was the first character ballon in the Macys thanksgiving day parade?
Felix the cat
What has a face, but can’t smile
a clock
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
foot prints
why shouldn't you play tennis in the jungle?
too many cheetahs
I'll have what she's having
When Harry met sally
how many guests does an average thanksgiving party host? must be within 1
11
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
a fork