If Everyday Objects Had Drama
This Utensil Is Tired Of Always Stirring the Pot and Being Blamed When the Soup Is Too Salty.
Spoon
In 2013, A Claim Asserted That This African American U.S. President Was Born Outside the United States, Questioning His Legitimacy.
Obama
This Stanley Kubrick Classic Is Named For a Bug; It’s About Psychological Manipulation and Espionage.
Butterfly Effect
“THINK LEGION” (Hint: Animated Classic)
Lion King
1).First IPhone Launch
2).Virginia Tech Shooting
3).Nancy Pelosi Becomes the First Women Speaker of the House
2007
It Hums Along, Spinning Endlessly, Silently Seething When Its Precious Contents Are Ignored, Torn, Or Left Damp.
Washing Machine
This Mysterious Nevada Facility Is At the Center Of Claims That the U.S. Is Hiding Recovered Alien Spacecraft and Even Extraterrestrial Bodies.
An Animated Series On Nickelodeon Features the Pizza-Loving, Crime-Fighting “Heroes In a Half Shell.”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
“THAT DEEP RED” (Hint: Gone Away)
The Departed
1).Columbine School Shooting
2).Y2K Panic
3).Bill Clinton Acquited In Impeachment Trial
1999
It Silently Absorbs Every Step, Spill, and Secret In the Room, Quietly Judging Your Clumsiness While Disappearing When You Need It Most
Rug
Some Conspiracy Theorists Claim This Controversial Condition Marked By Strange Skin Fibers and Unexplained Sensations Is Actually the Result Of a Secret Government Experiment Gone Wrong.
Morgellons Disease
In This Memoir By Maya Angelou, the Title References a Songbird and Explores Growing Up Black In the American South During the 1930s.
“WED TO THE WHINING” (Hint: A turbulent love affair)
Gone With The Wind
1).Paris Terrorist Attacks
2).Charlie Hebdo Attack
3).7.8 Magnitude Earthquake in Nepal
2015
It’s Teeth Are It’s Personality It Deals With Falls, Knocks, and Dulling, Yet Commands Respect Every Time It Bites Into Wood, Metal, Or Stone.
Saw
According to Conspiracy Theorists, This Cities Airport’s Strange Murals, Underground Tunnels, and Blue Mustang Statue Hide Secret Bunkers and Coded Symbols Linked To Shadowy Global Powers
Denver
In This Folk-Rock Classic, America Sings About a Semi-Nomadic Creature Wandering Vast Deserts.
Horse With No Name
“PAIR JARS SUCK” (Hint: Blame the mosquito)
Jurassic Park
1).Apple Launches Macintosh
2).Ronald Reagan Wins Election vs Walter Mondale
3).Soviet Union Boycotts the Olympics
1984
This Device Silently Resents Toilet Paper Monopolizing Attention, Insisting On a More Thorough, Liquid Approach To Hygiene.
Bidet
Conspiracy Theories Often Focus On This Man’s Alleged Intoxication and High-Speed Driving the Night Princess Diana Died in Paris.
Henri Paul
In a Detective Classic By Dashiell Hammett, the Protagonist Investigates the Disappearance Of a Jewel-Encrusted Bird Statue.
Maltese Falcon
“AFRICA AAREN BELOW” (Hint: Sweeping Desert Epic)
Lawerence of Arabia
1).Yuri Gagarin Becomes First Human In Space
2).Bay of Pigs Invasion
3).West Side Story Wins Best Picture
1961