The Red Sox/Yankees rivalry, which continues to run deep in AK's household, began when this player was sold to New York in 1919.
Who is Babe Ruth
This Marrone had a boy from the neighborhood ride his bike with her underwear on the handlebars so she wouldn't get in trouble for peeing her pants.
Who is Linda
Thanksgiving, the best holiday, is celebrated on this day each year in the United States.
What is the 4th Thursday in November
Despite coming to numerous family gatherings over the years, this member still doesn't know how to pronounce the last name of a quarter of the people in this room.
Who is Marsha
Besides never being something we will have on our Thanksgiving table, a turducken is what...
What is a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
This Boston Celtic's legend was known for his clutch shooting and fierce rivalries in the 1980s and is often imitated while playing basketball in the Bascom household.
Who is Larry Bird
This Marrone prefers to eat jelly donuts with a spoon and treats potato chips like a delicate puzzle, breaking them into tiny pieces on their knee before consumption.
Who is Karen
While we wish the president would pardon all of us from his narcissistic power trip, it's tradition for them to pardon one of these before Thanksgiving dinner.
What is a turkey
This member and former alter boy, saw the light and is now an atheist. Amen!
Who is Bill
You might have said: "What goes up the chimney? Smoke. What comes down the chimney? Santa. May your wish and my wish never be broken." while pulling apart this...
What is the wishbone
This massive defensive tackle won two Super Bowls with the Patriots, and Jess is convinced she can beat him in a sprint.
Who is Vince Wilfork
This Marrone drifted off to sleep on the New York subway and using a complete stranger as a pillow.
Who is Nancy
This character balloon has had the most appearances in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, appearing 44 times since 1968.
Who is Snoopy
This jetsetter has traveled to 4 of the 7 continents, making them the most traveled member.
Who is Vic
This body part that hangs from a turkey's neck, and sometimes ours as we get older, is known as...
What is a wattle
A cardboard cut out of this Red Sox player used to sit on the mantle at AK & UD's and would have to face the wall when the team wasn't playing well.
Who is Big Papi
This Marrone is known for their iconic hanky wave and back slapping hugs.
Who is Gpa
This U.S. president decided Americans needed an official day to overeat, spend time with family, and pretend to like cranberry sauce — so in 1863 he made Thanksgiving a national holiday.
Who is Abraham Lincoln
This member was not accepted into a Catholic school because he thought a picture of the Virgin Mary was a picture of "the fairy god mother"
Who is Tim B.
Much like an emotional teenager with a mood ring, an excited or angry turkey will change the skin on its head and neck to these two colors.
What is red and blue
This NBA player may share a first name with one of our family members, but only one of them has won more championships with the Celtics than any other player in history.
Who is Bill Russell
The Haus of YOBs name was inspired by the Marrone sisters calling their neighbor this...
What is "Ye Old Bag"
This city's Thanksgiving parade is the oldest in the country, even older than Macy's.
What is Philadelphia
This member was not allowed to wear their national honor society tassel at graduation due to a senior prank gone wrong.
Who is Jess S.
The word for a male turkey is this, which is also the real name of Marsha's ex "Thomass"
What is Tom