Survey Says
Most likely to win the Hunger Games.
Who is Avery?
"It's lit"
Who is @hannah_hand?
Circa December 2016
"Anyone have Hulu? Would like to watch a show."
Who is Kelly?
This food is the #1 most forgotten grocery item on Thanksgiving.
What are cranberries?
A stranger’s enthusiasm spreads, altering social norms, diets, and expectations wherever they wander.
What is Elf?
Most likely to die first in a horror movie.
Who is Leslie?
"My little snowbird."
Who is @vvsintx?
Circa October 2023
"Who just signed into YouTube tv and kicked us out?"
Who is Holly?
This team always plays a football game on Turkey Day.
Who are the Dallas Cowboys?
A small child hosts a chaotic feast, teaching lessons about gratitude, friendship, and the true meaning of a certain autumn holiday.
What is A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving?
Most likely to spend money on something random/unnecessary.
Who is Perry?
"We're switching to cooking majors.."
Who is @perryhawley
Circa August 2015
Who is Perry?
The most popular Thanksgiving side dish in the United States.
What is mashed potatoes?
A small strategist defends a fortress with improvised tools while the world thinks it’s just another quiet night.
What is Home Alone?
Most likely to be a stand up comedian.
Who is Clay?
"here's a pic of me getting out and doing something social look how interesting"
Who is avery.schlosser?
Circa March 2017
Who is Sam Hawley?
This balloon character has appeared the most times in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Who is Snoopy?
A lone problem-solver must navigate towering obstacles, rogue intruders, and explosive situations during a festive gathering.
What is Die Hard?
Most likely to help you hide a body.
Who is Holly?
"just me doing what I love!"
Who is @maveunderwood?
Circa March 2019
"The arms omg zonkedddd"
Who is Hannah?
This household appliance is most likely to fail on Thanksgiving.
What is the oven?
A solitary figure tries to erase a holiday, but kindness proves harder to remove than he expected.
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?