Sweet Caroline, good times never feel
so good!
This traditional Thanksgiving side dish is made from mashed root vegetables and often topped with marshmallows or brown sugar.
This American scientist experimented with electricity using a kite.
Benjamin Franklin
A little girl follows a yellow road, meets a scary witch, and makes friends with a scarecrow, a tin man, and a lion.
Wizard of Oz
She documents every snack, outfit, and sneeze for TikTok and Instagram… and somehow her shorts keep getting shorter every year.
Ava
You've got a friend in...
This popular orange dessert is often spiced with cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves.
Pumpkin pie
The Wright brothers are famous for inventing this.
Airplane
Elderly siblings fight nonstop over who gets to rule the magical snow kingdom, and their giant snowman friend just vibes.
Frozen
Part time turkey fryer and part time dickweed
Craig
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your…
Life!!
Jen tried to make this but got dissed and now gets the canned version
Cranberry sauce
This president is famous for his hair, and once called Twitter his “favorite form of communication.”
Trump
A magical school hosts a dangerous sporting event where teenagers regularly almost die, and all the adults are shockingly chill about it.
Harry Potter and Goblet of Fire
Technically a legal midget but somehow still reaches the top shelf without a ladder
Lil Jenny
Yeah you used to talk about, getting even further...
South
Gus contributes this every year for family Thanksgiving
Nothing
This president declared Thanksgiving a national holiday in 1863.
Abraham Lincoln
A teen and his old neighbor commit multiple felonies across time just to make sure his parents kiss.
Back to the Future
Smokes more the chimney and rumor has it she still has not lent C dawg a stoge
Nana
If I get stoned and sing all night long...
It's a family tradition!
In A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, instead of a traditional Thanksgiving meal, Charlie Brown serves this “gourmet” feast to his friends.
toast, popcorn, and jellybeans
This 1803 land purchase doubled the size of the United States.
Louisiana Purchase
Man solves all his problems by running away from them. Literally.
Forrest Gump
This family member probably ate all the turkey while no one was looking and might sh*t themselves later.
Charlie