Good Grief, Charlie Brown
A Thanksgiving Feast
Thanksgiving Football: SuperBowl MVP QB Edition
Thanksgiving Pun-chlines
Fall Holidays and Observances
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Here's some advice, Charlie Brown- don't trust this friend if you want to play football
Who is Lucy Van Pelt
100
In cold water, changed often, turkey takes about 30 minutes per pound to do this (not drown)
What is thaw
100
In 2015 this QB gave the truck he won as MVP to Malcolm Butler, the rookie who made the game-saving interception
Who is Tom Brady
100
When you take a Shel Silverstein book and turn it into a book about a November holiday
What is The Thanks-Giving Tree
100
National Knock Knock Joke Day coincides with this holiday in which there's a lot of door knocking going on
What is Halloween
200
In this character, you have not only a loyal companion but a flying ace in the First World War
Who is Snoopy
200
The pineapple in this salad must be canned, not fresh, or the salad's main ingredient won't set
What is Jell-O (gelatin) salad
200
Coach Weeb Ewbank, furious after this Jet guaranteed a win, was probably not as mad after his MVP performance
Who is Joe Namath
200
When you take a Meghan Trainor song and turn it into a song about pouring juices over turkey
What is All About That Baste
200
Wright Brothers Day, December 17, commemorates their historic 1903 flight from near this North Carolina town
What is Kitty Hawk
300
Hey Chuck! Did you know this friend of yours was named after a type of candy?
Who is Peppermint Patty
300
You can make dessert the easy way by combining Libby's pumpkin pie mix with evaporated milk & these
What are eggs
300
Aaron Rodgers was one of the first 2 Packer QBs to be Super Bowl MVP; this 2-time winner who later coached the team is the other
Who is Bart Starr
300
When you take this alliterative Jane Austen novel and turn it into a book about cherry, apple, pumpkin, or pecan flavored this and discrimination
What is Pie and Prejudice
300
Explore the calendar & you'll discover that this federal holiday is celebrated on the second Monday in October
What is Columbus Day
400
Oh, Charlie Brown, this friend of yours had only a passing acquaintance with soap & water, but the dust cloud surrounding him actually got him a commercial for vacuum cleaners in 1993
Who is Pig Pen
400
Breadcrumbs are often the basis of this Thanksgiving staple food
What is stuffing
400
In 2010 this MVP QB said, "We played for our city... for the entire Gulf Coast region... for all the entire Who Dat Nation"
Who is Drew Brees
400
When you turn a Carly Rae Jepsen hit song into a song about cutting a turkey; you can also do it to a pumpkin
What is Carve Me Maybe "Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here's my stuffing so carve me maybe"
400
In Taiwan Teachers' Day, September 28, falls on the birthday of this great teacher & philosopher
Who is Confucius
500
We know you adore this character, Charlie Brown, but do you know her name? She was actually based on Donna Johnson, a girl who refused to marry Charles Schultz
Who is the Little Red-Haired Girl
500
A simple method of doing this to sweet potatoes is to bake them with a mixture of butter & brown sugar
What is candying
500
Quoth the raven, "MVP!" after this man was deemed most valuable in 2013 at Super Bowl XLVII
Who is Joe Flacco
500
When you take the fourth book in the Harry Potter series and turn it into a book about Harry and the extra parts of a turkey
What is Harry Potter and the Giblet of Fire
500
On November 30 the people of Scotland celebrate the feast day of this patron saint
Who is Saint Andrew
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