Turkeys
Why did the turkey play drums in the band?
He already had drumsticks.
The Pilgrims landed at this rock.
What is Plymouth Rock?
Why shouldn't you look at a turkey dressing?
You will make him blush.
Which holiday is Dracula's favorite?
Fangs- giving
Why did the police officer arrest the turkey?
He suspected "fowl" play.
What should you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest