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What color am i?
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100

A teenager commits multiple felonies before lunch, but everyone decides it’s fine because he’s “likable.”


What is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?


100

Whoomp! (There It Is)

Who is Tag Team?

100

This tiny square of plastic once held all your vacation photos and half your hopes and dreams

What is a floppy disk?


100

Homer described wine as this color, even though modern sommeliers would disagree.

What is purple?


100

This team played the very first Thanksgiving Day NFL game in 1934, along with Detroit, and then didn’t host another until 2014.

Who are the Chicago Bears?


200

An unsupervised child makes friends with a creature that absolutely should’ve been a biohazard recall.


What is E.T.?


200

"Bust a Move"

Who is Young MC?

200

You say “I’ll just Google it,” and someone under 25 replies with this app-based alternative.

What is "I'll as ChatGPT"?


200

I’m the color created when you mix sunshine with cowardice, and I’m also the shade worn by many warning signs that you absolutely ignore.

What is yellow?


200

In 1998, this Hall of Fame receiver’s OT touchdown was controversially ruled incomplete—thanks to the phrase “He did not get his feet down,” despite video evidence suggesting otherwise.

Who is Randy Moss?

300

A mild-mannered guy keeps losing fights to a blonde teenager until he hires an elderly man to teach him how to do chores aggressively.


What is The Karate Kid?


300

“Kung Fu Fighting”

Who is Carl Douglas?


300

This is the name for the satisfying sound the internet used to make when your computer connected to the world wide web, a sound that today's kids will never know.

What is the dial up (modem) sound?

300

I’m the color that symbolizes both jealousy and sustainability, and I’m also what your leftovers grow if you forget them long enough.

What is green?


300

The Bills scored 17 points in just 2 minutes and 10 seconds during their 2021 Thanksgiving matchup—against this NFC team known for mid-game meltdowns.

Who are the New Orleans Saints?


400

Group of unsupervised minors commit a series of property crimes while searching for pirate jewelry.

What is The Goonies?


400

“Here Comes the Hotstepper”

Who is Ini Kamoze?


400

Before CGI ruled Saturday mornings, kids watched cartoons from this animation studio that featured characters like Fred Flintstone and Scooby-Doo.

What is Hanna-Barbera?


400

I’m the hue you’ll find in neither fire nor ice, but in shadows before dawn, spilled ink, and every formal outfit that says “don’t talk to me.”

What is black?


400

As of 2025, the Chiefs have played on Thanksgiving only ten times and hold a all-time record — how many wins do they have on Turkey Day?

What is 5 wins?


500

A man ruins his apartment, loses his girlfriend, and nearly destroys New York — but hey, at least the ghost was slimy.


What is Ghostbusters?


500

Who is "Somebody that I used to know"?

Who is Gotye?


500

This pre-smartphone gadget had a stylus and made you feel like a business genius?

What is a PalmPilot (PDA)?


500

I’m the color named after a fruit that isn’t naturally this shade, the wavelength between red and green that makes traffic lights indecisive, and the one people debate whether it’s even a real color.

What is orange?


500

The Chiefs’ highest-scoring Thanksgiving performance came in a win where they scored 33 points. This was the opponent they defeated.

Who are the Houston Oilers?
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