Turkeys
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Because he had the drumsticks!
This president is the one who officially declared Thanksgiving a national holiday.
Who is Abraham Lincoln?
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet.
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter g.