Star Students' Thanksgiving Songs
What my former student, V.I.C. told me when I asked him what a turkey says.
Gobble, baby, Gobble, baby, Gobble, baby, Gobble
When I opened the fridge and called one of the side dishes stuffing, he was embarrassed and said this.
Close the door, I'm dressing.
A potato's favorite show from the 70s
MASH
It is for this reason that people in Istanbul love Thanksgiving
Because they love Turkey!
My former student, Bruno Mars, used to do tricks around orange vegetables at Thanksgiving. He even wrote a song about it, called this.
24 Carrot Magic
When I saw the sweet potatoes, I didn't initially recognize them as such. But when I asked them, "Are you sweet potatoes?" they responded this way.
I yam!
A turkey's favorite literary-based show from the 90s.
Wishbone
My friend, Captain Jack Sparrow told me it's super cheap to celebrate Thanksgiving in Aruba: A dessert with the following main ingredients cost this much.
Pumpkin: $1.35 $1.50, Blueberry: $1.75, Apple: $2.00 When he gave me this info, he told me the this.
The Pie-Rates of the Caribbean
Afroman was going to be very productive on Thanksgiving, but when he ate too much dessert, he gave excuses in this song.
Because I Got Pie
I was in charge of making a red side dish, but while I made it, I was playing the third single from the Marshall Mathers LP and it came out as this.
Stanberry Sauce
How an after dinner food feels when it gets left alone.
Desserted
Reason why they love Thanksgiving over in Budapest
Because they're always Hungary!
My former student, Billy Idol, wrote a song about the time he swore he was full, but in the midnight hour, did this.
Cried "More, More, More"
I was making a hot dish with French fried onions, vegetables, and sweetened condensed milk, but accidentally dropped a largemouth fish in there, so it became this.
Green Bean Basserole
Because the pilgrims' boat might have been made from an ingredient that helps food rise, they called it this.
The Mayflour
Unlike the U.S., Germans don't eat potatoes on Thanksgiving. They don't just think they're bad, they think they're
Kartoffel.
The Village People wrote this song to tell us the ingredients to what we put on top of turkey and sometimes mashed potatoes.
In the Gravy
I made the mistake of accepting Morgan Wallen's invitation for Thanksgiving a few years back. First of all, he didn't even have a chair for me and wouldn't tell me where it went. Then, he sprayed the butter for the turkey all over me, telling me it was this.
Basted on You
Be careful what you say at the Thanksgiving table. The corn on the cob is listening for this reason.
It has ears!
Thanksgiving in Athens sees foods made with a lot of this.
What is Greece!